#hazbin polltel

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hold on I have another poll

what is happening here

katie thinks val is straight

katie is fine with queer people conditionally

katie actually hates val's ass and is just reporting this cause it's her job

secret fourth option/results

Voting ended onNov 26, 2025

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What is it called?

Vee Tower

V Tower

Voting ended onMay 1

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does alastor know vox has/had feelings for him?

he still doesn't know

he didn't know back then but knows NOW (learnt sometime in s2)*

he didn't know back then but learnt sometime in the 70 years

he's always known

nuance/results

Voting ended onNov 26, 2025

*like after vox's ep 4 smoothie 50s diner date bullshit or something else

clearly he knows about the obsession as per don't forget (reprise) but that doesn't necessarily means he knew there was any romantic aspect to it ever

I had this in my drafts since before the finale but I wanted to wait JUST in case the finale confirmed anything. all we really got was alastor not liking his touch and calling him a creep, COULD imply he knows but can't say for sure

oh and I guess with what we learnt about his plan to get out rosie's deal, I think we can safely say the reason alastor rejected vox is because he was disappointed he WOULDN'T become the strongest sinner in hell and get him out of it if he partnered up and "relied" on him. so SEEMINGLY he did not reject it because of any sensed romantic intentions from vox

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Vox winning just reminds me of that one post with like 50K+ notes that's like "the best quality a fictional man can have is being deeply, pathetically, wretchedly in love with someone" glad we can all clearly agree on that

yeah. yeah. you know at this point vox and lucifer should just have a pathetic-off instead of a "who's hotter" showdown

WHO'S MORE PATHETIC?

Lucifer Morningstar

Vox

Voting ended onMar 25, 2024

POINTS FOR AND AGAINST:

Lucifer

FOR

debuts making stupid ducks alone while not talking to his daughter

and is thus pathetic from the get-go

his wife left him

first words to his daughter for the first time she called HIM in years was "HEY BITCH"

almost managed to lose custody of his daughter to someone who only knew her for less than half a year

can't get his daughter's girlfriend's name right

AGAINST

he pulled lilith

possibly pulled eve too

he's literally the all-powerful king of hell and could probably beat your ass

actually managed to mend his relationship with his daughter

Vox

FOR

lost his own diss track against his rival

sings an entire number about not giving a fuck about his rival's return while being the only person TO give a fuck

tried to physically block a radio, an AUDIO output device as if it'd stop anything, failed at doing even that

his screen calls out the reason for his crashes and he seemingly can't control it

causes a city-wide blackout because his rival announced to everyone he rejected him

there is a non-zero possibility he was/is in love with said rival but said rival will never love him back

purposely avoided going to an overlords meeting and called his co-worker up at the very last minute to attend for him

the guy he appointed as a spy ended up being the very person to prove a sinner can be redeemed

episode 8

AGAINST

he is capable in literally any context outside of alastor

debuts actually acting cunning

capable of coming up with something on the spot without hesitation (voxtek angelic security)

feared by his employees

able to use manipulative language to stop val from going after the hotel

able to interpret val's "put something inside them" comment as appointing a spy

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PATHETIC SHOWDOWN 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

made a pathetic poll before, vox absolutely SWEPT against lucifer last time, pondered on it and thought hey out of all the people who could possibly evenly match up to vox in patheticness, ADAM might have a chance. SO

WHO IS MORE PATHETIC?

Adam

Vox

Voting ended onApr 17, 2024

POINTS (feel free to come up with your own I am grasping at straws here):

Adam

FOR

got cucked by lucifer TWICE

what's more pathetic than getting left by your wife? getting left by BOTH your wives

an actual dudebro

dumb as bricks

just look at him

"HES UGLY" "PUT THE MASK BACK ON"

actually fucking dies

and not even by lucifer by fucking niffty

AGAINST

is actually a really powerful angel who could destroy alastor's shield with one punch and almost killed alastor

mentions that he does in fact fuck in episode 1

could possibly be argued to still have bitches with lute

Vox

some of these may just be copy and pasted from the last one. against will have new points to juxtapose adam though

if you've been around my space long enough you know these well

FOR

lost his own diss track against his rival

sings an entire number about not giving a fuck about his rival's return while being the only person TO give a fuck

tried to physically block a radio, an AUDIO output device as if it'd stop anything, failed at doing even that

his screen calls out the reason for his crashes and he seemingly can't control it

causes a city-wide blackout because his rival announced to everyone he rejected him

there is a non-zero possibility he was/is in love with said rival but said rival will never love him back

purposely avoided going to an overlords meeting and called his co-worker up at the very last minute to attend for him

the guy he appointed as a spy ended up being the very person to prove a sinner can be redeemed

coward who constantly hides behind screens

episode 8

AGAINST

he is capable in literally any context outside of alastor

debuts actually acting cunning

capable of coming up with something on the spot without hesitation (voxtek angelic security)

actually smart (able to interpret val's "put something inside them" comment as appointing a spy)

feared by his employees

well he didn't get left by anyone in an EXISTING relationship... he just got rejected in one that never started

he has bitches (yeah it's valentino but bitches are bitches okay!!)

is in fact not dead

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social experiment (part 2)

Is Alastor CANONICALLY aromantic?

yes! canonically AROace!

no, ONLY canonically ace, not canonically aro.

Voting ended onMay 27, 2024

(VOTE ON THE HUSK POLL TOO, THAT IS PART 1)

just vote HONESTLY what you think.

PLEASE DO NOT BRING UP SHIPPING DISCOURSE TO THIS, this is about alastor's CANONICAL identity not what you're allowed or not allowed to ship.

THIS IS NOT A STANDALONE POLL, if you vote on this one vote on husk's one too, they're meant to go together

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Who would win in a fight?

Husk

Velvette

Voting ended onJun 6, 2024

I was asked to do this

husk vs vox

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now as homoerotic as vox's obsession is in canon, we know it's technically not confirmed CANON canon that vox has a crush on alastor. my question for everyone rn is

if one-sided radiostatic were to be made canon in season 2 how do you think it would be confirmed?

pre-fallout flashback where vox constantly gives al suggestive looks/blushes

vox verbally confirms it himself

vox is called out for his crush by someone else

vox asking alastor to join his team is confirmed to be a love confession

alastor body pillow goes from fanon to canon

vox is revealed to have a shrine of alastor littered with hearts somewhere

some combination of the above options

other (reply/reblog/tags)

Voting ended onMar 6, 2024

genuinely genuinely need to know what people think