Making A List
A/N: Two in one night! I’m still working with the HBC theme day, Dear Diary, and this one is for @the-th-horniest-book-club
Summary: You surprise Loki with a gift, which leads to lists
Word Count: 318
You shoved something into Loki’s hands. He looked down at the tiny notebook and frowned. “What’s this?”
You smirked at the god. “I thought you were supposed to be smart?”
“I meant,” he sneered, “what is this for?”
You matched his sneer and crossed your arms over your chest. The action pushed your chest up even more than your bra had. Loki chanced a quick glance down to admire the view. As his gaze raised, he noted your smirk widen realizing he had been caught.
“It’s a requirement for all displaced Avengers; Steve sort of made it a thing.” You uncrossed your arms to put both hands on your hips, shifting your stance slightly.
“Of course Rogers would have… wait, I’m an Avenger?” His tone dripped with sarcasm.
You took your hands off your hips, shifting your stance once more. “One, you are not from around here,” you counted off. “Two, you helped Thor and the rest of us defeat Thanos. Three, your magic seemed awfully handy the last time we were getting our ass kicked, which leads to four, you saved our asses.” Your hands went back to your hips. “Do I need to go on?”
His tongue snaked out, licking his bottom lip thoughtfully. “Possibly.” He magically pulled a pen out of thin air and flipped the notebook open to the first page, his hand rushing over the paper as he wrote.
“What could you possibly be writing now?” you wondered aloud. Loki smirked as he turned the notebook over.
Learn everyone’s names - y/n and Thor count
Talk to the annoying boss about my uniform - no spandex or cod piece!
Find best knives on Midgard
Ask y/n out… or at least find out what’s under her outfit
You busted out laughing at the last point. “Did you think showing me this would score points with me?”
“Yes,” came the unabashed reply.
“You are smart!”
