#hbldwin

[mchvel-blog]

$%#@

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.

MICHAEL: i love cactus's and dicks too

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

MICHAEL: does it bother you that boobs are a thing bc BOOBs

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

MICHAEL: my dickshake brings all the boys to the yard... girls too 

Send “@” for a SCARED text.

MICHAEL: i don’t know what just happened but i think i just conjured spirits SEND HELP.

[bitterhemmings-blog]

#%ツ

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.

9.32pm: what do you call a pasta that is sick? 

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.

12:31pm: it’s not that i’m watching cat in the hat but....is your uncle the villain in this???? i was too lazy to google. 

Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.

11:28am: hEY IM IN LA FOR TWO WEEKS??? TWO WHOLE WEEKS??? you around?

[lcuiiiz]

Why you gotta be so meann? :((

❝ far from mean if we’re bein’ ‘onest ‘ere. ❞

[lcuiiiz]

Why do you smell?!

❝ s’not good t’ lie, hailey. goodness me. ❞

[scandalshq]

Shot through the heart & you are to blame. Darling you give love a bad name.