So guys….
Who in the staff do you all ship secretly? Do you have any crack ships that would never happen but are just funny?
Cub: I think the world would weep in devastation if Cleo and False ever confessed their love for one another.
False: Devastation?
Cub: For no man nor creature could truly withstand the power such a partnership would produce.
False: Oh, right...
False: Yeah, I can see that.
Cub: Unless the world was a Ren Faire. Then they would bask beneath your collective craftsmanship.
False: [nodding]
False: We'd truly be unstoppable.
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Joe: In another world, Cleo and Tango would be a thing, for sure.
Cleo: Pfft.
Cleo: Yeah, I'll keep that in mind if I'm ever in the market for an itty bitty little boyfriend.
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Bdubs: Me and Etho.
Cleo: Wow, nobody saw that coming.
Bdubs: YOU BE QUIET, CLEO.
Etho: No, no... I think he's on to something.
Bdubs: YEAH, CLEO.
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Impulse: Would it be weird if I said I kinda think Bdubs and Zed would be kinda cute?
Impulse: I mean, it is weird, I do know that.
Impulse: But I do think it's kinda cute the way they pester each other, ya know?
Tango: ... traitor.
Impulse: Oh, be quiet, you.
Tango: [Huffs]
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Wels: I ship myself and a paid redundancy.
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