#hcmantorch

[notafossil]

    ❝ hey-- it’s been a while, huh? you been doing okay? ❞

@hcmantorch​  ♥’d

[ladybrohawkeye]

" you spying on me? "

"Oh my god, just cause you're famous doesn't mean everyone is stalking you!"

[bubblybiter]

Fantastic Four + HC

Headcannon Asks [Accepting]

Jeff considers all of the Fantactic Four his friends, even if Johnny was the last one for him to warm up to (pun intended). He tends to be the occasional study for Reed given Jeff's pension for having weird and strange phenomenon happen to and around him. Including but not limited to: the limitations of his stomach, the effects of eating the entire Infinity Gauntlet, stones and all, how he has hammerspace pockets, and how he can just roll up a sleeping symbiote with his little paws.

Jeff is also more mindful of where he is and what he is doing when visiting, given the nature of where they live. Reed is doing experiemnts, there is a kid depending on the timeline (which he LOVES to babysit and watch over) and Jeff is still trying to understand how Ben is a big rock man, and if he can cook marshmallows on Johnny's flames. It's the more well behaved kind of Jeff you'll see when he's wandering around their home.

[bubblybiter]

Rumor has it Jeff is the bestest boy!

Rumor has it... [Accepting]

"YAH!"

Of course he was the bestest boy! Jeff only ever did his best unless he wasn't feeling his best! Then he was going to do a medium version of his best.

Johnny had the correct information. The only one who could outdo Jeff in being the bestest boy was another Jeff! Perhaps Cosmo. Cosmo was also a bestest boy. It was a state of being after all!

Jeff should go by 'Jeff the Bestest Boy Land Shark' but that was a mouthful, and mouthfuls were only meant for food.

[psionicburst]

"Stop looking at me like that."

“ LIKE WHAT, JOHNNY? disapproving? if i didn't have a good reason, i wouldn't be looking at you like this. ”

[bubblybiter]

"Here l'il guy, have more pizza!" Johnny slides at least 3 more boxes towards the land shark.

Holy heck three whole boxes of pizza?!

If Johnny was trying to bribe friendship with apology pie's, it was definitely working.

He makes sure to eat and swallow all of his food before letting our a pleased "Ahnkoo!" and taking another bite. He is also making sure to leave Johnny some food as well. The only thing better than free food is food when it's shared!

Watch for his tail, Johnny, it is wagging and becominf the world's deadliest tripping hazard.

[bubblybiter]

Send 🍕 to give my muse a slice of pizza

Oh my gosh it was Johnny and-

... he was not on fire? He's not on fire!

What's this? An offering of pizza for one local landshark?

"Ahnkoo!" This definitely cleared up any misunderstandings before. Johnny has now officially hit friendship levels!

You would think something that liked to swim, could spray water, shoot water, and make giant bubbles would not be afraid of someone on fire, but it was a combination of remembering that Johnny was not in pain while on fire, Johnny was not going to hurt him with his fire, and that Jeff had no idea of it was magic fire or science fire.

Too much for him to think about if you asked him.

Next time Susan asked about him though, Jeff would be sure to vouch for the local pyrokinetic.

[ladybrohawkeye]

send me “#” for cell phone headcanons about our muses

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- what your muse’s ringtone is in mine’s phone: nelly - its getting hot in herre - my muse’s last text to your muse:

[hot stuff] have you ever tested how hot you can get??? [hot stuff] not a pick up line