It's Jeff!

RP/Ask blog for Marvel's Jeff the Land Shark Dashboard Only / OC Friendly / Crossover Friendly

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RULES | JEFF

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Fantastic Four + HC

Headcannon Asks [Accepting]

Jeff considers all of the Fantactic Four his friends, even if Johnny was the last one for him to warm up to (pun intended). He tends to be the occasional study for Reed given Jeff's pension for having weird and strange phenomenon happen to and around him. Including but not limited to: the limitations of his stomach, the effects of eating the entire Infinity Gauntlet, stones and all, how he has hammerspace pockets, and how he can just roll up a sleeping symbiote with his little paws.

Jeff is also more mindful of where he is and what he is doing when visiting, given the nature of where they live. Reed is doing experiemnts, there is a kid depending on the timeline (which he LOVES to babysit and watch over) and Jeff is still trying to understand how Ben is a big rock man, and if he can cook marshmallows on Johnny's flames. It's the more well behaved kind of Jeff you'll see when he's wandering around their home.

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will jeff play pirates with kurt 👉🏻👈🏻

Jeff will absolutely play pirates with Kurt.

"ARRRR!"

He's ready to go!

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hello mr. the land shark. you don't know me, but i'm your biggest fan. i would kill for you.

Holy heck, he didn't know fans came in people shape. He was pretty sure he's seen a bigger fan though. Perhaps it wasn't that kind of fan...

Wait, Wade talked about these kinds of fans before. Something about keeping relevancy and a few other words that had too many syllables for him to remember.

Either way, someone nice to him! Also willing to kill for him, just like Wade. Maybe they were friends too? Friend's of Wade - who were very very few and far between - were friends of Jeff!

"Mrrroh!"

Jeff also didn't know his middle name was 'The'. You learned something new every day!

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Rumor has it Jeff is the bestest boy!

Rumor has it... [Accepting]

"YAH!"

Of course he was the bestest boy! Jeff only ever did his best unless he wasn't feeling his best! Then he was going to do a medium version of his best.

Johnny had the correct information. The only one who could outdo Jeff in being the bestest boy was another Jeff! Perhaps Cosmo. Cosmo was also a bestest boy. It was a state of being after all!

Jeff should go by 'Jeff the Bestest Boy Land Shark' but that was a mouthful, and mouthfuls were only meant for food.

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“Rumor has it...” Jeff raided the Xavier Institute's pantry!

Rumor has it... [Accepting]

He vigorously shakes his head.

"Nuh-urm!"

See, Logan told him where the pantry was. Logan said he could have a snack whenever he was hungry so that Jeff didn't have to paw at him if he was busy! Logan was a very busy guy around these parts!

Raided implies he wasn't supposed to do that. Jeff wouldn't ever do anything he wasn't supposed to when Logan said to be on his best behaviour!

Besides, if this place has that big brain room and the big danger space, surely six jars of peanut butter is pennies worth to the place's budget!

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Send “Rumor has it...” And a rumor about my muse

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Send a word and "+ HC" and I will write a headcanon for my muse based on the word(s) sent!

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"Here l'il guy, have more pizza!" Johnny slides at least 3 more boxes towards the land shark.

Holy heck three whole boxes of pizza?!

If Johnny was trying to bribe friendship with apology pie's, it was definitely working.

He makes sure to eat and swallow all of his food before letting our a pleased "Ahnkoo!" and taking another bite. He is also making sure to leave Johnny some food as well. The only thing better than free food is food when it's shared!

Watch for his tail, Johnny, it is wagging and becominf the world's deadliest tripping hazard.

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Who is gonna join his Minecraft Server?

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Send 🍕 to give my muse a slice of pizza

Oh my gosh it was Johnny and-

... he was not on fire? He's not on fire!

What's this? An offering of pizza for one local landshark?

"Ahnkoo!" This definitely cleared up any misunderstandings before. Johnny has now officially hit friendship levels!

You would think something that liked to swim, could spray water, shoot water, and make giant bubbles would not be afraid of someone on fire, but it was a combination of remembering that Johnny was not in pain while on fire, Johnny was not going to hurt him with his fire, and that Jeff had no idea of it was magic fire or science fire.

Too much for him to think about if you asked him.

Next time Susan asked about him though, Jeff would be sure to vouch for the local pyrokinetic.

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jeff fashion week when

If someone wanted to see all of Jeff's outfits he would be over the moon! Dressing up helps him related to people to not be as scary so just give him any reason. He will dress up.

Buuuuut according to Marvel Rivals, every week is Jeff's fashion week. ;)

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jeff how come you got a cool new dino skin and i didnt

"Crss mrr lkh csstrmms."

He was basically someone's favourite little special guy, as much as it made people cry in terms of their wallet. Also the fact that Devil Dinosaur was one of his best friends who also happened to have a red and black accented get up. They did just cat matching cat maid outfits.

But that doesn't stop Jeff from trying to get Wade something nice. He rummages around in his pocket and hands Deadpool a... credit card? Sure, Jeff has a credit card.

"Eshhh gr shhprrn frrr duhmrrsrr csstrmm."

Which was shark for the equivalent of 'let's go loser we're going shopping'.

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You have encountered...

A sleeping Jeff!

What do you do?

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"I've got a blanket for you."

Holy &^@# Wade brought him a present? Let alone a blanket?! Jeff loved blankets almost as much as food. Jeff runs right up to the merc, coming to a sliding halt eight at his feet, tail wagging so hard it threatens to propel him forward anyway.

"Bnnnket!" He exclaims. "Ahnkoo!"

Now, what exactly were they doing with the blanket? The shark fin scoop? Chimi-shark-a? Jeffitto? A blanket fort, perhaps? The sharp sushi roll? Jeff was perfectly healthy, so there was zero chance this was a ploy to get him to the vet.

Wade wouldn't betray him with a silly vet bait and switch. They both didn't like hospitals! (Jeff was pretty certain anyway.)

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Truly. The best Jeff writers I’ve seen. I love how wholesome your blog is, i love the theming you put into this little land shark. I love the little inbox ic things you send in and it makes me so happy to see Jeff on the dash. <3

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I might not know a single thing about Jeff, but you are an absolute joy to see you on the dash whenever you pop up! Jeff comes off as properly adorable as he looks like he should!

Rate the Jeff Portrayal [Accepting]

All you need to know about Jeff is that he is cute, he is your friend, and only truly evil people hate Jeff. I am glad I can provide good brain juices whenever I appear on the dash. <3