It's Jeff!

RP/Ask blog for Marvel's Jeff the Land Shark Dashboard Only / OC Friendly / Crossover Friendly

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RULES | JEFF

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When the fuck did this happen

You guys all like my shark that much????????

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Everyone watch this!

FWOOSH!

Were you watching?

Tell him he is talented.

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"Jou..are de cutest Lil thing I've eva seen in my life.."

Jeff was little, and the cutest! How could someone so correct be evil? They couldn't, that's how. Jeff stamp of approval.

"Mraaaw..." He paws at the other a bit bashful, but tail wagging like it was swatting a thousand flies.

This face? The face of peak cute and he knew it. Could you say no to this face? Jeff was the champion of the puppy face. It was like Remy said: already a master of stealing hearts!

"Ahnkoo!" Jeff thanks with a bright, fang-filled smile. "Mrrm Jrrrf!"

An introduction that might need some translating, but Jeff does take out his collar with his name tag on it, pointing at it enthusiastically.

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“there’s nothing much to do but wait.”

Oh man, Jeff hated waiting. Jeff hated waiting for information most of all. Being a hero was tough, especially when you had to take people to the hospital and wait to see if they got better. Jeff couldn't spray his way to victory on this one.

"Mrrrah..." He answers with a defeated tone. At least Peter - or rather Spiderman, was kind enough to help carry a stray pack of cats to a shelter. They were pretty worse for wear after that storm. Jeff wanted to know now if they were all better!

In reality, they were going to be just fine. Jeff was being stubborn and impatient. He only had so many new healing powers, and not being able to use them made Jeff feel inadequate. He was doing his best to be a good hero!

This was hard. No wonder Wade did mercenary work: less thinking about the after, only working in the now. Jeff slumps on his friend's foot, dejected.

"Mrr...."

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“quick! act surprised!”

Act surprised? Act surprised?! "MARHH?!"

Colour him pink again, he is surprised! What was he being surprised for? Who was he being surprised for? What was going on?! Was his mission accomplished?

Wait, maybe a certain lawyer was coming, and he forgot something?

Hold on, acting surprised about something that was already here. What did he need to pretend he didn't see? Jeff was running around under one of the desks trying to figure it out.

Finally he leaps up and lands on the desk. "MRR?!"

He's waiting for further instructions.

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(     *     MISC. PROMPTS.

mixed bag of sentence starters/dialogue prompts. taken from reedsy.

“i love you.”

“do i know you?”

“do you remember?”

“this section is off limits.”

“we’re closing in ten minutes.”

“this isn’t what i signed up for.”

“this is all my fault.”

“that’s not what i meant.”

“have we met before?”

“are you real?”

“i didn’t mean that.”

“i’ve said too much.”

“i didn’t see that one coming.”

“is nobody going to say it?”

“i wish we could stay here forever.”

“it’s all fun and games.”

“i can’t say it.”

“you can’t run forever.”

“we have all the time in the world.”

“you’ve got this.”

“that shouldn’t be there.”

“i think someone’s listening.”

“i think someone’s watching.”

“we’re not alone.”

“i’m free!”

“maybe in another life.”

“rome wasn’t built in a day.”

“it’s the thought that counts.”

“i feel alive.”

“speak now.”

“so, what’s the catch?”

“it’s mine, and you can’t have it!”

“houston, we have a problem.”

“let’s go for a walk.”

“thank you for that.”

“i’ve got a plan.”

“move aside.”

“i’m here to investigate a crime.”

“you didn’t come to the funeral. why?”

“oh my god. don’t say that!”

“quick! act surprised!”

“are you absolutely sure that your plan is foolproof?”

“come here.”

“truth or dare.”

“tell me something i don’t know.”

“is that… is that blood all over you?”

“right, i’m leaving now.”

“when has listening to you EVER worked out well for me?”

“don’t do that.”

“no, you can’t have my number.”

“i’d rather you just tell me.”

“did you also hear a knock on the door?”

“you’re not looking your best today. what happened?”

“[he/she/they] did it first.”

“well, don’t just stand there! do something!”

“run! run now!”

“hey. someone’s on the phone for you.”

“you’ll never know unless you try.”

“thank you, god. thanks an awful lot.”

“this is my worst nightmare.”

“there’s nothing much to do but wait.”

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@bubblybiter // starter call

"It's over here?" Gesture and emphatic emphasis had been the corner stones of their conversations, helped along, when necessarily, by the translation program LYLA had loaded onto his wrist device. With Jeff in front, Miguel had followed the friendly fish's lead, not yet certain on where he was going to end up, but it didn't take long to find out.

In an area of the megacity, where concrete and neon gave way to a fast-flowing canal, they stopped short of the water's edge, where their gazes are left to wander across the surface to the problem at hand. Though trees were an uncommon sight in Nueva York, given a recent storm some branches had appeared to break off and collect together as floating debris at a point in the canal's rushing course.

From a distance, such was easy to dismiss, but, following the urging of more yips from the curious creature wedged between his feet, and the defiant pointing of a tiny clawed finger at the mess urged the Society's leader to look closer, observing in turn an object of interest, tangled in the branches; an orange Frisbee!

"And you're positive that's your one?" Tossed wide by the carefree hand of a fellow Spider, who, along with a few others, had been spending the afternoon playing with the landshark, Miguel, when approached (all appealed to) had extended an offer of help. Something that, upon closer inspection of the canal's depths, he was beginning to consider rescinding!

"I could just buy you a new one instead, you know that, right?"

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Jeff loved his toys. Insistent on always getting just one more. You would think such things held no sentimental value to the land shark, but no! He loved every one of them until the day they were worn well into retirement. It was also extra special when he could get the local workaholic out to play with him.

"Ish drrr frrasbrrh yrrr grrr mrreh!" Thus it was important to Jeff!

The storm had left everything a mess. Some of Jeff's belongings gone with it. A sharp nose and sharper sense of duty to get them back lead Jeff and Miguel to one of them: his orange frisbee! Jeff nods at the other with confidence; those teeth marks are undoubtedly his.

The issue now being, Jeff couldn't really grab it without moving the debris. Super strength wasn't in Jeff's list of powers - not right now anyway - so having a super strong spider was the beat solution!

Only now there was a problem.

Miguel seemed... hesitant? Jeff stops part way into the water when he senses the man is, in fact, not following him.

"Mawrh?" He questions.

Alrighty Jeff, let's use those critical thinking skills you practiced: Miguel was acting like this on count of something new in the area... couldn't be afraid of trees, as rare as those were in the city... concrete? Nah, too gray and boring to be scary.

So that left one thing: the water. Being a native swimmer, Jeff was never afraid of the water, but Miguel was not. Miguel couldn't even breathe under there... right? Maybe the suit could, but that wasn't in Jeff's forethought.

"Arrh yrrrr mrrkay?"

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Okay life said fuck me with a frostbitten metal cactus but we stay silly all.

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I am going to get to replies I owe this weekend! Therapy and covering extra work shifts have left me pretty drained, but I have not forgotten those starter calls from others, they are in my drafts!

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The Invis asked if I had fun and I told them I'd never play that good again.

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Guys I got 4, 4k grabs and a 5k grab tonight on Jeff, I have peaked.

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Fantastic Four + HC

Headcannon Asks [Accepting]

Jeff considers all of the Fantactic Four his friends, even if Johnny was the last one for him to warm up to (pun intended). He tends to be the occasional study for Reed given Jeff's pension for having weird and strange phenomenon happen to and around him. Including but not limited to: the limitations of his stomach, the effects of eating the entire Infinity Gauntlet, stones and all, how he has hammerspace pockets, and how he can just roll up a sleeping symbiote with his little paws.

Jeff is also more mindful of where he is and what he is doing when visiting, given the nature of where they live. Reed is doing experiemnts, there is a kid depending on the timeline (which he LOVES to babysit and watch over) and Jeff is still trying to understand how Ben is a big rock man, and if he can cook marshmallows on Johnny's flames. It's the more well behaved kind of Jeff you'll see when he's wandering around their home.

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will jeff play pirates with kurt 👉🏻👈🏻

Jeff will absolutely play pirates with Kurt.

"ARRRR!"

He's ready to go!

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hello mr. the land shark. you don't know me, but i'm your biggest fan. i would kill for you.

Holy heck, he didn't know fans came in people shape. He was pretty sure he's seen a bigger fan though. Perhaps it wasn't that kind of fan...

Wait, Wade talked about these kinds of fans before. Something about keeping relevancy and a few other words that had too many syllables for him to remember.

Either way, someone nice to him! Also willing to kill for him, just like Wade. Maybe they were friends too? Friend's of Wade - who were very very few and far between - were friends of Jeff!

"Mrrroh!"

Jeff also didn't know his middle name was 'The'. You learned something new every day!