baby groot: (to the rest of the guardians) i am groot!
baby groot: *translation* you just missed the CRAZIEST of crazies. time-travelling. new york city. stampeding. killer ROBOTS?!?! weird people i've never seen before. finding gabby. coming to the mansion. eating a lot of candy. crashing on this dude named scott's room ‘cause [sings] technically I’m homeless.














