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#hes standing there like the Can i be loved genuinely bill hader pic #he cannot #poor laurie she has no idea just how bad its gonna get #well their marriage isnt that Bad honestly. okay it is but it’s mostly just bad in the loveless way #and the terrible sex way #and the my husband is a fucking loser way #nevermind its pretty bad #oc #image #wilson #wilson fischer #laurie #laurie fischer

thank you to @dangermousie for the screenshot

#chasing jade #pursuit of jade #he's so needy #i think he is very aware of how needy and clingy he is #he knows changyu can go on with her life and marry someone else #he cannot #she's it for him baby

JJK: No More Tears to Cry

This is a story based on an alternative universe of the ending of Jujutsu Kaisen, similar to JJK: Modulo (yes that is a AU and also a what if scenario, despite contrary belief where Modulo was a legit continuation of JJK.) This too, No More Tears to Cry, is also a "What If" AU which follows a scenario where "What if, instead of the cycle of curses ending, it only gotten stronger because of the power's balance had tilted once again after Yuji Itadori had suddenly spiked in strength." Which led to a long and devastating curse war with curses/cursed spirits and curse users over many years. The war stayed relatively inside the barriers of Tengen, but after a while, they broke which led to a worldwide war of cursed energy and spirits purging countries and the continents completely. (This "what if" scenario was inspired by how Gojo canonically changed the world's balance because of his birth/existence.)

But, that's only the events before our actual story begins, a prologue if you will. We follow Yuji Itadori, a Dead Man Walking, the last thing which is technically alive in an already dead earth. It's been roughly about 98,000+ years since the curse war started and after humanity died out, curses had also died out.

Leaving Yuji Itadori wandering the dead world forever alone.

He had became the strongest, but that was at the cost of humanity.. He has no purpose but to wander.

That was until something found him.

Something that he can't fight nor resist.

He will only have to follow the crossroads and paths that this.. something.. leads him down constantly.

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Felicity says Alastor cannot

I found this hilarious, you're welcome, I love this, it's my favorite video now. and Drawing demon Alastor was such fun please enjoy my dears! Feel free to like and reblog to your hearts content, this is just too goofy not to spread around lol. -Madame

and when i die only one certainty remains : i was, am and will always be hopelessly in love with kim hongjoong.

#he can't be real #and I know he is because i've seen him and met him many times but???#he cannot #loml #ma vie toute entière #je peux crever pour lui tout simplement #kim hongjoong #hongjoong #ateez

okay but the perfume post has me laughing imagining jaskier COMPLETELY ON ACCIDENT finding the equivalent of ye olde obsession by calvin klein but for witchers

perfume smells different on each person depending on their chemistry, so the idea that jaskier just HAPPENS to find one that reacts with his to make the equivalent of an olfactory pssp pssp pssp is SO funny to me

geralt refuses to tell him because he knows it would make him insufferable, but now he's offscreen tackling witchers like nobody's business because they've come to investigate the enchanting scent they caught on the wind, and geralt WILL NOT have it

#pen posts #oh my GOD imagining the aggressive sniff dogs do when you get back from being around other dogs #but it's the other wolves when geralt gets back for winter that first year XD #geralt why do you smell like they want to both eat you and fuck you and roll all over you #what'd you do #and he canNOT let jaskier find out #he canNOT #geralt STAYS stressed on the path because jaskier smells incredible and he knows it #AND JASKIER MUST NEVER KNOW #and he can't trust another witcher to not wreck the whole thing and tell him #pffft there's also the very primal wolf 'this is My Smell. no one else can smell.' at play #this is HiS catnip bard! no other sniffs allowed!#that's the real reason geralt never took jaskier back to kaer morhen for the winter #the other witchers would be rolling all over him to get The Good Smell #and geralt will not have it

I saw a tiktok about Ron yelling at Hermione and embarrassing her in public (he would never), and Draco punching him in the face and I am so. Tired.

Like. We’ve already established that once Ron is committed to his relationship with Hermione, he’s peak husband material. He’s lovely. Househusband extraordinaire. But the idea of Draco Malfoy beating him up???

I like Draco as much as the next person, but we need to acknowledge that he’s a lil bitch. Every time he pisses someone off, he eats shit. Ron beats that twink into the ground on the regular. Come on people, let’s be real.