Okay so maybe it was a bit of a mistake. Soap should have never tried to to make peppermint cocoa.
The premade peppermint flavored power was shit, and Soap didn’t trust himself within 30 feel of peppermint extract, so he’d eventually figured out the best way was to steep a peppermint flavored tea and then add cocoa to that. And that worked super well!
The issue? Ghost.
He’d blanched and the idea of Soap adding COCOA TO TEA! It’s just WRONG, Johnny
And so of course Soap had to do it more.
He’d kept going with the peppermint tea for awhile, except after Ghost has actually tried the drink, and realized it was exceptionally good, that line of prank had stopped working. Of course the only reasonable next step was for Soap to move up to earl gray.
He thought it would be awful, Soap thought he’d have to put up with a weird mixture of tastes. And have to just lie to Ghost and say it was good just to get a rise out of him. Imagine his surprise when I actually tasted GOOD.
The bitter tea mixed with the sweet chocolate in a wonderful swirl of flavors and soap actually liked it. He liked it so much that it started replacing his morning coffee. Cocoa and earl gray.
Ghost was throwing light hearted fits again, all was right.
Until Soap ran out of cocoa. He’d forgotten he was out and had already steeped the tea, even already added the milk he’d begun using to make it thicker. He frowned at the cup, was he really going to poor it out?
Soap picked up the cup and took a tentative sip.
Soap froze.
No no no. NO! He’s made a terrible mistake. An irreversible error!
… he liked tea.