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cas before going to dean’s room every single time: i have to look soooo fuckable or else i will die

Pendants of Virtue

The charm Princess Zelda gave me was actually the Pendant of Courage!

I got the Pendant of Wisdom! I feel like I’m getting smarter just by staring at it.

I got the Pendant of Power! I feel stronger for some reason.

@squid-ink-personal @tortilla-of-courage @musashi @technicallya1manband

MY RAD ASS SIBLING MADE A FRIGGEN BUFF BENDY PULSHIE. CREAMPUFF IS NOW IN OUR DIMENSION Y’ALL. HE WATCHES OVER US. ETERNALLY.

HE IS MY FRIGGEN MASCOT NOW. WHEN I GOT TO COLLEGE I’M GONNA MAKE THIS MY HALLS FRIGGEN MASCOT. JUST WATCH. IT. WILL. BE. THE. BUFF. DEVILS. FLOOR.

YOU HAVE BEEN BLESSED BY THE BLUE TIDDDY TOP!

#he flexes