mistakes were made an now stan looks like flan :// this is why you don’t bleach your hair kids, learn ur lesson.
stan doesn’t realize you can’t go straight from black to blond and doesn’t bother going to a salon so he just buys one of those manic panic bleach kits and does it himself and spends three months stuck with damaged orange/copper-colored hair as well as cartman calling him “carrot top” the entire time












