#he isn't wrong though

[livelovecaliforniadreams]

[1nurceiling]

I find it so funny how Kyo is like "why is Lui such a bitch?" And Gabe's answer was because he was raised in America.

[camthesolemnone]

[theheightofdishonor]

“Steve Trevor tell you that?”  

Damn, Batfleck went off. 

[twilightwonderer]

So my brother (16) just told me that the ability to carry a cup of tea into the living room without spilling any is the adult equivalent of the egg and spoon race from school...

[majorkphob]

Superstitious? For the ask game

Hello! Thanks for the ask 🥰🥰🥰

Hmmmm I think the most superstitious of my player characters will be one that I haven't gotten to play yet (but he will be the next PC that I play 😉)

His name is Dr Wormie (not a real doctor, but he is a real Wormie)... he definitely has his rituals about cleaning and daily activities or motions (eating, drinking, going to the bathroom, putting on clothes) and he feels the need to do them all for a precise amount of time. For example after eating he goes to the bathroom for exactly 180 seconds before exiting and washing his hands for 60 seconds with soap and water. If he doesn't do this, he worries that his body will decay and turn into dust 😔💔

[littledemonlorne]

So I accidentally ruined dinner by dropping the heated contents on myself. In my frustration,I scream in pain. My brother tells me to shut up and calls me an idiot. I say rude things on the top of my lungs. He threatens to punch me. Calls mom and tells her what happened. We talk,he calls me a r*tard for fucking up dinner. When I calmed down,I apologized. He hasn't.

[jamesneatojourney]

Boy is so enamored by Tyler breeze i swear. Well be watching a match of his, and once it ends hell almost be ANGRY over how good he looks. An example *Match ends "How the fuck is it possible! How does he do it?" "Do what?" In a distressed tone, "His hair still looks PERFECT"