#he qualifies

[hungrydogs-if]

My VP @ Dane: You're stupid. I like that in a man. (said affectionately)

((he’s my emotional support himbo dammit!))

he's just a silly little guy. an tiny blorbo with an affinity for firearms. six foot two baby gorl 🥺

(this man is a notorious criminal with multiple arrest warrants and a death sentence to run from and y'all just want to adopt a dog together huh.)

[the-scungles-of-crungles]

Hey guys. My brain is stuck thinkig about another kinda obscure blorbo so um yyeah god help me

And god help you. Because I might go apeshit

[giornosbestfriend]

I think Seto Kaiba should be added to the list of tumblr sexymen

[vickys]

"eldest daughter" this and "eldest daughter" that…. im the youngest child of younger children. mortals fear me, ravens flee from me

[kurtbrussels]

Favorite slender? (from the days when there were a million versions of the slender man lol)

gotta say the og himself. i never really got into any other slender things or creepypasta stuff i just. really REALLY like marble hornets and slenderman for some reason lmao.

hes fun to draw as. a tree. a lanky sentient tree. so ig thats my fav. treeman.

[jessbakescakes]