#it is decided

[immortalmuses]

Wyatt: I'M BATMAN!

[introvertia]

I’m feeling decadent… pancakes for lunch!

[kneelingshadowsalome]

Ya they have a little garden, Sarah grows the roses she talked about and drives a white Range Rover that Simon bought her to be funny (yummy mummy stereotype). Perhaps an apple tree out front that they take a family pic in front of every year. The cottage is thatched which Simon hates because it’s high maintenance and expensive but Sarah loves it because cottagecore and she’s in her Home Counties era

This is again 100 % legit (yummy mummy 🥲)

The first thing that came to my mind when I imagined the cottage was that it's painted white and has a thatched roof my GOD it would be so disgustingly cute! Apple pies cooking in the oven in the autumn, peach pies when it's spring.

And her cottagecore would get so out of hand! She wants to plant like a hundred spring bulbs (tulips) and Simon has to help her with that. Groaning he has back pains and he just came from work and wants to relax for a bit but his wife is enthusing over the bulbs she ordered and now they've arrived so out he goes to get this thing done... Sarah follows with the box and an overjoyed grin on her face 🌷

Then he has to make love to her after that because she's just glowing from gardenwork 💗 and of course he groans some more about the back pain (doesn't really mind it at that point but he likes to whine when the house and the garden and the babies and his wife are so much work... in all honesty that's his way of saying he's the happiest man in the world)

[hungrydogs-if]

My VP @ Dane: You're stupid. I like that in a man. (said affectionately)

((he’s my emotional support himbo dammit!))

he's just a silly little guy. an tiny blorbo with an affinity for firearms. six foot two baby gorl 🥺

(this man is a notorious criminal with multiple arrest warrants and a death sentence to run from and y'all just want to adopt a dog together huh.)

[pharawee]

I wish my neighbour would wind down his hardcore techno party because it's 3am and daylight saving time is bad enough as it is already

[emersonfreepress]

ooo could i please get a romantic and platonic match up for my new kid? her persona is selfless, sweet and honest, but her personality is selfish, sweet and deceptive. she gets top grades, is loyal to her friends, and is shy and nice at first, but very sarcastic and bantering once you get to know her. cunning and ambitious but still tries to be a good person and always ready to defend someone who’s been wronged.

Hmmm... for friends: Gabe, Jessie, Rain, and Vivian/Vincent.

for romance: Kile, Jack, Vi, or Heidi!

[duckymcdoorknob]

Me being a simp on main under the cut

Finral has been on the brain for 48 hours now help me please-

Everytime this man gets rejected in the show im just like “SIR IM RIGHT HERE ONE CHANCE.”