#he wasnt wrong

[kneesocks-hq]

"When you win, you should wish for something you can't pay for"- Ray garraty

[infizero]

jeff fowler saying sonic fans would kill him if he didnt put live and learn in the movie 😭😭

[lifeatthebottomofthesea]

First thing Seth's ass did was hire some muscle.

[lalalipuyofgulg]

Ameren sends a flier every month to "give" me a smart thermostat for "free".

We got our first computer in the late 1980s from my grandpa, an engineer for the military industrial complex. (That company got bought out by Boeing after he died).

He was a super big weirdo. Definitely would have been diagnosed with autism if he was alive today. (Like all of his grandkids)

Once I saw a friend of my uncle's ask him about the moon landing being fake and he laughed his ass off.

"no no no. That technology is real but the moon landing wasn't really the point. That was just to get funding."

Anyway. He was well known to be an abusive maniac, but his paranoias about the true purpose of the space program were maybe not unfounded? After all, we are all carrying surveillance devices in our pockets 24/7.

He sucked though, not gonna lie. But a broken clock is right twice a day..... So....?

I can't say that to my parents about him being right, though. They totally hate him even though he has been dead for 30 years.

He deserves their hatred. He was a real piece of crap. (No wonder the boomers are so fucked up).

[wandanvision]

the line matthew rhys says in perry mason “no im a quarter Welsh and queer only once” references not only his nationality but the one fucking time he played a queer character in brothers and sisters and i am loving the small references

[ratsonass]

THIS NOTE MY EX WROTE ME FHSJFJSJFJSJ

[marshmallowlemons]

This guy basically fucking called it

[fireflythecinnamonjollyrancher]

im screaming a friend tried to prank me by flipping things in my room but decided that wasn’t noticeable enough so he CLEANED MY ROOM BECAUSE I WOULD NOTICE IT