#he's 35

[asahicore]

LMAO i remembered like 2 minutes ago that it was my brother's bday too... it became midnight just now i sent him a text right on time 😭

[rsmusdahlin]

hockey is so unfair

[whitemageyuna]

Final Fantasy ages are so funny bro, I am literally the same age difference from both of these characters

[lewdmeridian]

✍ “People keep calling me a dilf... The thing is, I’m a widower and never had kids of my own, so I don’t think I really can be considered a dilf, except for my appearance and age. I’m not even that old.”

[kinggorehound]

C: "I graduated in 2003. You weren't even in school when I graduated."

K: "I was 6.. So I was in kindergarten..?"

C: "I've never wanted to kill myself more than right at this moment."

[timekeeperlindar]

CURSED MESSAGE TIME!

I've seen some people call Lindar a GILF for some reason...? Why?

Guys, he's obviously a DILF. Geez. Get your facts straight.

[drawbauchery]

Jeez why are you so salty about Mort cx

i hate that little creep he’s adorable i want 50 and i love him but god i hate him

[steelsworn]

beenpole replied to your post: Just FYI 9 times out of 10 if you’re a woman and...

how old is he

does ‘old’ count as an acceptable answer?