#he's deranged

[mundaneandmagicalcreature]

any interviewer:-what can you tell us about Armand this season?

Assad: (doesn't want to give away spoilers so he starts making up fanfiction) Now he's not in a relationship he doesn't know what to do with his time. So he go backs to school to become a sex therapist. There's this classmate who looks like young Daniel. One thing leads to another and they start an Only Fans... sorry what was the question?

[unconventional-lawnchair]

A fanfiction where {Y/N} uses their influence in the ministry to get Barty out of Azkaban, under the impression he'd help them with information against Voldemort and the other death eaters.

Twist is- She's the one that put him there. After an explosive love affair they shared in Hogwarts she chose her friends and he chose power.

Barty isn't feeling all that forgiving of his treasure's betrayal- but agrees to help anyway.

[arkethamz]

doodley dumps

The Silly Bros + Amadeo

blood n angst below the cut </3

[vintageseawitch]

moderator: will you veto an abortion ban if it comes across your desk, yes or no?

trump: blah blah blah, i'm the greatest, i got the most votes in history, everyone wanted Roe v Wade overturned, i worked the hardest, the Supreme Court worked really hard, blah blah blah (no yes or no, btw)

moderator: as president, would you continue to aide Ukraine, yes or no

trump: blah blah blah, we need to stop the senseless killing, it's horrible, blah blah blah (still no yes or no ofc)

moderator: do you regret anything about Jan 6?

trump: blah blah blah, they let all their illegals in, crime is the worst it's ever been, the crime here is worse than the rest of the world, blah blah blah (no response once again)

we all know if he gave his true answers to both of these it wouldn't be good for him. either he's been coached or is still in enough of a "sound" mind to know this & we ALL know what his answers are: he's in bed with putin & wants Russia to win which could lead the way to chaos in the rest of Europe. as for abortion, have you heard jd vance speak at all? he hates women & abortions should be banned no exceptions. someone getting raped & pregnant as a result of it is "AN INCONVENIENCE." he plans to support a national ban.

he doesn't care what happened on January 6th. HE STILL BELIEVES IN THE LIE THAT HE WON. he seems confused. should we be concerned?

[kami-scribbles]

So there’s this whimsical guy...

[wandaxpietro]

everything goes so slow for pietro i am 100% convinced he's incredibly terminally online to get his dopamine hits. he's so active on twitter people are worried about him. he keeps getting suspended bcuz he keeps sending people death threats and doxxing them and then has to call tony up so he can pay to get his accound back. he shows up in front of houses of people he beefs with. he fights with teenagers online all day. the official avengers twitter account has him blocked.

[h4unted--h0use]

spending the night at @gay-teletubby 's house.

just got here and she's already playing apple bottom jeans. this is a great start

[veryintricaterituals]

I just really like it when talks about being evil and stealing from the dead