WINK WONK JAMES/REGINA
if you can think of a ship, i will answer either of these sets of questions for them:
big spoon/little spoon: big spoon: james. little spoon: regina. she's tiny, it only makes sense.
favorite non-sexual activity: flying. regina used to play quidditch, she was a chaser when she was a student. sometimes they'll go flying, it's calming and they'll often partake in random games of tag.
who uses all the hot water: whoever wakes up first. they both take pride in their appearance, so it's generally whoever gets to the shower first. sometimes it's just easier to shower at the same time.
most trivial thing they fight over: quidditch. they both follow different teams and when it's the season, they'll argue over who will win. regina's not as invested in it as james is, but she finds it amusing to fluster him.
who does most of the cleaning: they have a house elf, or two.
what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: they're purebloods. they don't know what netflix is.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: they own their home, and it's generally quite easy to fix whatever the problem is with magic. james will usually do that. regina will just watch.
who steals the blankets: regina. she hates being cold so she'll generally take the blankets for herself. he can try to get them back but the best he can hope for is to share... which regina rarely does.
who leaves their stuff around: james. regina's a bit of a neat freak. everything has to be in order or she'll be moody all day. it's why her students learned to be organised. james clearly didn't learn that lesson.
who remembers to buy the milk: ... the house elves?.
who remembers anniversaries: they both do, though depending on what's happening, they can easily forget. work and deadlines and things like that tend to stress them out enough to forget other things.
