#headcannoning

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I finished my aspec “headcannoning emporium” page. Horay . I use for reference and ideas for headcannons and now that it’s done you can too!!

this took hours that why it’s the first art/thing. Ever to have a watermark/credit on it from me

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I lowkey feel like people saying "oh P-Panty's straight!!" are in denial. And dont get me wrong if they havent seen season two or wtv i guess I get it, but for people who have seen season two, I feel like its kinda obvious she's at least bi or pans with more male-leaning interest. She was literally about to get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with Gunsmith Bitch as payment when we first meet GB.

Uhhhh I feel like the Daemon sisters are pretty obviously like lesbian/bi/pans/into women since they literally get freaky (ew incest icky) with eachother. Stocking.... um, next question? Maybe she's bi too, who tf knows. The Poly Twins... no clue lowk. Garter? Paedophile. Brief? Ummmmmmmmmm straight i guess? why'd this turn into headcannoning bro

Anyway, Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt is astronomically peak. Go watch it. Now shoo you gorgeous little rat.

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Sandman headcanon: Hob and Vandal Savage figure out each other’s immortality at some point and have a very antagonistic and very very petty relationship.

This is possible bc Hob is pretty much a normal dude and thus Savage does not take him seriously in any way and Hob fuckin hates Savage with every bone of his body.

Hob thinks world domination is the lamest fucking goal anyone has ever had, especially an immortal being. No one benefits except this one assholes ego complex.

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The dream smp cast is sampled for hels hermits. part 13

Etho and Philza

They are old men, but Etho is older, no comment

Phil gives out jackass Immortal vibes but Etho has ageless mischievous cryptid vibes. There is a difference

I paired them up at first because they both cosplay anime men (Uruhara Kisuke and Hatake Kakashi respectively)

The ultimate Hardcore man and the ultimate singleplayer man.

Phil can make redstone devices as he needs them but he doesn't understand them. Etho has invented new redstone circuits to make a tamagotchi esce contraption ages ago.

Phil was mortal once, a long time ago.

Etho was never mortal, but they intrigue him (even if The Hermits get less human and mortal as time passes)

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Non-human Hermits propaganda: Etho Slab

Enderman hybrid

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None of them know if he has gotten this way recently or if he feels like he can trust them with a secret

His hands twitch for his sword when you lock eyes

Not one of them has seen him without a mask

He is not very tall, but he is taller than Bdubs and that's enough

Ethos' non-prostetic eye is green, lacking the dragons influence. He came before her and didn't submit to her

He avoids water like the plauge, none of his bases has a water elevator

Etho appears out of nowhere and disappears when you least expect it, he can sneak up on anyone even Doc, mutch to the creeper hybrids annoyance

Etho isn't human, not many of them are, not anymore

Enderman hybrids are rare, the biggest giveaway is often their mouths. Jaws that can snap bone with a bite and teeth that are too big for a closed mouth

Etho wears a mask

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The dream smp cast is sampled for hels hermits. part 7

Joe Hills and Techno

They are the most interesting, they don't make sense at all at first but the more you think about them the more perfect the match becomes

We have Joe who went full communist last season and rejected currency, and Techno who publicly and violently rejected all forms of government and hierarchy

They are very commited in what they do. Techno farmed potatoes for months and Joe didn't use the primary currency for and entire season, not even for tools and armour

Techno has participated in multiple wars and usually ended them himself.

Joe is a perpetual pacifist and condemns fighting; during the civil war he made offensive architecture in an attempt to annoy the opposing side.

They frequently reference mythology and literature. Joe maybe also hears voices, his are just not violent in nature.

The dichotomy of a pacifistic communist and a violent anarchist. The bright pink and the bright green hair, the light and deep voices.

(There is a distinction between being generally pacifistic and being non-confrontational, whitch Joe certantly is not)

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The dream smp cast is sampled for hels hermits. part 4

Grian and Wilbur (Npc Grian? The Grifter?)

Sweater men

Grian has a not so hidden fascination with tnt, that is enhanced significantly and more malicious in Wilbur

Wilbur frequently looks to Grians videos for guidance on building

Also it's funny that Grian is short compared to Wilbur. Imagine your evil clone being almost two meters tall

Both of them are leaders in a sense

The bird wings headcanon overlaps

Wilburs skygods from his skyblock series can have something to do with The Watchers