#headcannonsss

[v4inly4pples]

I love the idea of Tsujimura's S/o being jealous of Ayatsuji. Bro has everything, looks, intelligence, wealth, his cocky attitude was able to back them all up, and their outstanding girlfriend is going to watch him almost all the time. Which makes them insecure for a long time if their dear gf wasn't able to be present because her eyes monitor him only.

"Wouldn't they look like a couple duo? That's so fitting!"

Especially if her s/o is an insecure lesbian who is worried for their bisexual gf leaving them for a man. /ref

But anywho, her s/o would be so mad when they find out what Tsujimura has to deal with almost every day. Seriously... a maid dress, A COLLAR, AND A LEASH?.

This bastard.. he has the audacity to present it to her as she hasn't been taken by someone else. Oh yeah the treatment too.

If they were able to meet him, he would analyze them. Then he will buy another collar and a maid dress since you're involved with Tsujimura, so two servants, even if you're not working under the same organisation.

[metallicmadnessincarnate]

Tiny silly headcannon, but as someone with an older sibling, Shard would sooo have some form of sibling/cuteness aggression with metal.

Metal walks by him? BONK him lightheartedly in the head with his armcannon or trap that little shit in a noogie.

Metal tries to spar? Shard takes it as unserious as fuckin possible and throws in so many random embarassing jokes and moves and fake punches

They actively fake-fight, like fake punches and slaps that never connect. Metal sees it as training their reaction times because its not used to sibling affection and how they play. Yet.

I can even just see shard boinking him on the head just for affection reasons and metal just slowly gets used to this like “oh. Yeah he does that. No idea why. But. He bonks.” And shard just does it out of sibling affection to lightheartedly annoy his baby bro

I can also see rusty being so fucking confused on these antics and thinking shards attacking metal sometimes, like shard bonks him and rusty looms over shard like “dont you dare.” And shard has to explain what hes doing is a sibling affection thing before she punts him to space

He’d probably also do it with the MK mecha line but…. Those guys are tall fucks i dont think bonking their feets gonna catch much attention, maybe if he got them to fucking bend down once in awhile-

Oh yeah u may be wondering why i title metal as ‘baby’ and not ‘little’ brother. My metal muse is fucking 2’11 he is baby sized. (Hes meant to be small to be like. Faster n harder to catch..)