CAP INGNIE MY DUDE. I CAN'T POST ANYMORE POSTS FOR TODAY WHAT DO.
Draft an excessive amount of posts as well meaning you have a backup for days you’re busy or can’t be on as much, which has the added effect of creating more space for posts you really like
Queue sparingly in order to maximize the amount of posts you can post per day
Create new sideblogs any time you hit the post limit. Update these as often as your main blog
Refuse to specialize these sideblogs and just post everything onto them as well
Continue to make sideblogs ad infinitum
Write down the URL of every post you don’t/aren’t able to reblog
Put these up on your wall and never take them down
Hire a team of seven computer science majors to manage your blog based on internal algorithms to increase the amount of notes you get
Fire said team once you realize they are limiting how many posts per day you’ve made
Hire new a new team but have them all be yes men that won’t say no to your decisions about your blog
After being overthrown and loosing ownership of your blog due to a coup organized by the original team members create several new blogs and fake a social group
Infiltrate whatever fandom is newest and most volatile
Sway public opinion to your side using mob mentality
Create an intricate and detailed callout post for you original blog but leave one fatal flaw inside it that you will counter-callout with one of your own alt blogs
After overthrowing yourself and becoming the new populist leader of the blog mob again focus attention on dismantling the entire system
Play both sides until there is a buzzfeed article about the drama, which is the signal to delete all blogs involved
The frenzy you made will implode on itself, and will fizzle out of existence as they find something else to be mad about
By this time your original blog will be deleted by the coup, which gave up months ago, so you’ll be free to claim your old URL again
Finally be able to make posts again and spend some time reblogging them
Hit the post limit and cry
