#headlessspleen

[headlessspleen]

I go to a catholic university and the best day of the school year was when I had just picked up some dinner and as i was walking out of the student center i saw a priest with the cutest little baby pug and he let me pet her and he was so proud of his little pug and i have never been happier

[headlessspleen]

i am so ready to die a fuckin put irish spring body wash in my hair right after shampooing because i was sleepy and distracted thinking about a boy and how he's cute and his shampoo smells like mine because WE USE THE SAME GODDAMN SHIT and i smell like a middle aged man which means he smells like a middle aged man and now my hair feels weird because i am stupid and tired and really all I wanted to say is that mens shampoo is cheaper than womens and has worked way better for me so y'all should try it g'nite

[headlessspleen]

Want to Help a Bro Out?

Hey, so, a really close family friend of mine has the super cancer, and my cousin put together a gofundme page to help with his medical costs and stuff. I know it’s a pretty weird thing to ask, but if anybody out there just has a crazy desire to donate money to something right now, it would be really neat if you could support this whole thing. Or, if you don’t have cash, it would be really neat if you could share this. Thanks! https://www.gofundme.com/wfk3sjw4

[headlessspleen]

my boyfriend caught a trubbish on his pokemon game and he named it after me because "it's literal trash, just like you"

[headlessspleen]

My dad had a dream where him and his friend were working on a pump jack when Hilary Clinton appeared to help them out and he woke up in a cold sweat.

[headlessspleen]

I've realized that a good number of the songs I love the most are the ones that express realities that I'm terrified of.

[headlessspleen]

i just want to be warm and cuddle and eat french fries, but i'm cold and lonely and french fry-less.

[billiammurray]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SPLEEN

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