The Director sits at his desk, trying to clear his head. The near silent hum of the HRA on his chest was both calming and aggravating. A phone rang, this time, not the Hotline. He'd received a call from The Board informing him that they had contacted the SCP Foundation, another group they had been aware of for years. Thankfully, the House had kept them hidden. Now the Board wanted the two to cooperate. The Director sighed a heavy sigh and answered the more mundane of the phones on his desk.
XAVIER: Hello?
DARLING: Good morning, Xavier! Did you sleep well last night?
The voice of Dr. Charles Darling, Head of Research echoed through the phone lines. He was always chipper and as happy as could be. When he wasn't drinking, of course.
XAVIER: I'm fine, Darling. Did you need something?
DARLING: Well, yes...as a matter of fact, I do. I can't find Emily. She's been wandering around the Research Sector, and I'm worried she may have entered the Ashtray Maze.
The Ashtray Maze. That is exactly what he didn't need to hear today. It'd taken months with Darling's help just to find the Ashtray and Cigarette Object of Power. Hell, they didn't even find it. Ahti did. The Director still didn't really know how. The Janitor was strange. He'd handpicked Jesse of all people to be his "assistant", before walking up to him and apologizing for "giving away his other job", whatever the hell that meant. The Service Weapon appeared in his hand as he stood up from his desk.
XAVIER: I'll be down there in a few minutes.
DARLING: Good! I'll see you soon.
Just another day in the Oldest House.