#healerapostate

[thehawketwins]

healerapostate started following you

"Hey anders. Anything I can help you with?"

[howeveryclever]

// It is law that I must have at least three Anders and two of Shink's blogs in here rofl. (Meanwhile Fenris, Nanna and Theo are so done with Nate rofl and then there's books in the middle because Nathaniel has no more friends).

[howeveryclever]

[text] Birthday? You mean elaborate scheme to make me spend money on you?

[text] You say that like you have money to spend on anything but cats.

[text] Just don’t toilet paper my house and I’ll consider us even.

[howeveryclever]

“Am I the only one not getting this?”

"Hardly. I’m not even sure he’s speaking common anymore." Nathaniel looked like he was trying not to actively smile as he watched Oghren, torn between staying and watching or fleeing before the dwarf did something that would make him physically ill. For all his skill on the battlefield Oghren could be… repulsive, at the best of times. "Are we taking bets on how long until he passes out?"

[slavetoyourmagic]

[Mᴀsʜ.]: lmao when whales die

[Mᴀsʜ.]: they explode

[Mᴀsʜ.]: xD

[Mᴀsʜ.]: ididnt know that

Ryuutsu: ...

Ryuutsu: mashy are u ok

Ryuutsu: x'D

[wittymagehawke]

-throws url- uwu

Put an url in my ask for : IC

My favorite thing about them.

"He’s got killer eyes and a nice smile, if it were up to me I’d marry him on the spot."

My least favorite thing about them.

"The extremes he’ll go through to prove that mages need to have rights too."

Do I find them attractive?

"Am I blind? Of course I find him attractive."

Are we friends?

"We don’t agree on most things but, yeah, we’re friends."

Would I date them?

"Sure. I mean, it wouldn’t be easy, but, then again, when is anything ever easy?"

Would I marry them? 

"Maybe…I never think about getting married, so, I don’t really know."

Would I have children with them?

"I…Don’t know. Maybe?"

Would I die for them? 

"I’d do it in a heartbeat."