Penguin: *lazily spinning in an office chair and munching crackers*
Bepo: Sorry.. But why exactly are you here again?
Penguin: I'm conducting an experiment. *looks at stopwatch* Can't be much longer now.
Hakugan: What kind of experiment?
Penguin: How fast Shachi can find his conditioner.
Bepo:.. Don't tell me you took it again?
Hakugan:.. But aren't you rather conditioning him to find you that way?
Penguin: *grins* Well, it's for research purposes.
*heavy footsteps and yelling in the hallway*
Shachi: *skidding to a stop at the doorframe, looking like a drenched cat* PENGUIN!!! NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!
Penguin: *stopping the watch* Oh, under 7 minutes, that's a new record!
Shachi: I DON'T CARE, GIVE IT BACK, YOU JERK!
Penguin: Yes, yes, I'll help you fix your hair, don't worry. *follows a pouting Shachi*
Hakugan: Is this what they call un-conditional love...?
Bepo: Who knows. I just know I'm not mopping up that water trail...










