Oct 16, 2016
Happy Birthday, bitch-ass. I didn't get you anything cause your present is a bro-date with me, featuring pizza, cola, some weed, and a big fucking cake. Better be ready by 5pm or I'll drag you out naked.
Who ya callin’ a bitch, bitch? Wanna go dude, huh? Huh?! And what’s wrong with bein’ dragged out naked-- it’s called a birthday suit for a reason, Heathen, heh.
Seriously though, you’re the fuckin’ best and I love ya, Yeollie. I couldn’t ask for a better gift than time with my bestest friend in the entire universe... dammit that was so sappy but true. Aish...