#heathers ram

[deersgutss]

RIP Kurt and Ram you would have loved blurred lines

[simping-on-the-daily]

NGL, I’d pretty pissed to if someone murdered my best friend and then started singing about the dinosaurs.

[incorrectmusicalz]

Kurt: Man, do you have any shaving cream?

Ram: No. I don't like the way that it tastes.

Kurt:

Kurt: Wait—You eat shaving cream?

Ram: No—Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste-

[ne0-gal-butidontusethisaccount]

JD: * takes sip of slushie *

JD: * standing in cemetery, gun in hand* HERES * shoots ram * THE MOTHER FUCKIN *shoots kurt * TEA

[unpopular-theater-opinons]

Unpopular opinion #9

JD doesn’t deserve the love the Heathers fandom gives him.

[ofselene]

Just two bros being bros… 😂😂 Kurt and Ram fanart because..Why not ? 😜

[sunshine-tattoo]

so is no one else completely fine with ram and kurt getting shot? like the two of them were rapists. heather may have been a total cunt but she didnt really deserve to die, even if it was accidental. but kurt and ram literally established themselves as rapists. im super happy that they died. 

[spideredwebbing]

heathers: a summary

Beautiful: lets meet literally the entire cast (ft. exposition)

Candy Store: betray your morals with a sexy dance number

Fight for Me: Veronica discovers she has a violence fetish

Freeze Your Brain: JD has a mental breakdown at a 7/11

Big Fun: underage drinking

Dead Girl Walking: i'm gonna die soon, lets have sex

Me Inside of Me: commit murder to gain popularity

Blue: *blows rape whistle aggressively*

Our Love is God: maybe dating a violent psychopath wasn't the best idea

My Dead Gay Son: that's one way to mourn i guess

Seventeen: let's not be horribly messed up (proceeds to get horribly messed up)

Shine a Light: therapy

Lifeboat: bitch turns out to be cinnamon roll, depressed

Shine a Light (Reprise): somehow even more depressing than the last one

Kindergarten Boyfriend: could everyone stop attempting suicide please

Yo Girl: well Veronica, you're fucked

Meant To Be Yours: blowing up a school is romantic, right?

Dead Girl Walking (Reprise): horrible death interspersed with cheerleader routine

I Am Damaged: great now i feel bad for the murderer

Seventeen (Reprise): i just killed my insane bomber ex-boyfriend, wanna watch a movie?