#source: evan breen

[scoutsketchbook]

remember that one vine

[illusion-reality-steve]

(Rainbow Quest Mite Steve(s) AU)

[Elemental!Mite does some chores at the Orange Village]

An Orange Steve parent who’s looking for a babysitter: Do you have any experience with children?

Elemental!Mite: Yeah, I chill all the time!

Orange Steve parent: No, like a baby.

Elemental!Mite, remembering his days as Proto-Mite: I was one of those.

[incorrectmusicalz]

Kurt: Man, do you have any shaving cream?

Ram: No. I don't like the way that it tastes.

Kurt:

Kurt: Wait—You eat shaving cream?

Ram: No—Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste-

[tiefy]

Ty Lee: hey can i have a sip of that water?

Azula: it's not water

Ty Lee: vodka! i like your style

Azula: it's vinegar

Ty Lee: what

Azula: it's vinegar, pussy

[incorrect-daedric-quotes]

Sanguine: Can I have a sip of that water? Mephala: It’s not water Sanguine: Vodka! I like your style! Mephala: It’s vinegar Sanguine: w-what? Mephala: It’s vinegar, pussy

[porunareff]

Fugo: Hey d'you have any shaving cream?

Narancia: No, I don't like the way that it tastes.

Fugo: You eat shaving cream???

Narancia: No. Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste?

[powerborntouch]

Barath: Hey bro, can I get a sip of that water?

Witch: It’s not water.

Barath: Vodka?! I like your style -

Witch: It’s vinegar.

Barath: ...What?

Witch: It’s vinegar, pu -

[potatolikesmarvel]

Peter: hey man do you have any shaving cream?

Drax: no I don’t like the way it tastes

Peter: ... you eat shaving cream?

Drax: no why would I eat it if I don’t like the taste?