Incorrect Musicals

"No one thinks you're funny and your teeth look like corn." — Regina George

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Michael: *sees someone doing something stupid*

Michael: What an idiot.

Michael: *realizes it's Rich*

Michael: Wait, that's MY idiot!

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Janis: *walking around, disappointed after visiting an aquarium*

Cady: Janis, what did you think a tiger shark was?

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Rich: I'm in love with you.

Michael: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork.

Rich: I know.

Michael: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool—

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Evan: There's no way he likes me back.

Jared: Connor would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Evan: Connor would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

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Jenna: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.

Michael: My life is a little too much fall and not enough boy.

Jeremy: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.

Christine: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

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Jared, to Evan: I'll be under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!

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Heidi: Good morning!

Evan: Is it? Is it really?

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JD: I'm so tired of this life. I want to be a Roomba. I want knives taped to me and I want to be set loose.

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Cady: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no idea what to put in them. Any suggestions?

Janis: Put spaghetti in it.

Cady: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you.

Karen: Put spaghetti in it.

Cady: I am currently taking suggestions from everyone but you two.

Aaron: Put spaghetti in it.

Cady: I am not longer taking suggestions.

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Jared: I've met a lot of pricks in my time but you, Evan, are a fucking cactus.

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Jenna: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Rich: Screw that! I'm not kissing any of you!

*Jake walks in*

Rich: Fine, I'll do it. Rules are rules, you know.

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Cady: *accidentally hits Aaron in the face*

Cady: *trying to decide between saying "i'm fucking sorry" and "are you okay?"*

Cady: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

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Rich: If I run and leap at Jake, he'll catch me in his arms!

Rich: *runs and leaps at Jake*

Jake, holding coffee: *drops coffee to catch Rich*

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Veronica: Can't you do something about your superiority complex?

Heather C: But I AM superior.

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"Oh my gosh! Your eyes are so beautiful!"

Alana: Thanks.

Alana: *puts on glasses*

Alana: They don't work.

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Kurt: Man, do you have any shaving cream?

Ram: No. I don't like the way that it tastes.

Kurt:

Kurt: Wait—You eat shaving cream?

Ram: No—Why would I eat it if I don't like the taste-