I really hate it when people watch what I eat and then tell me I should be eating what they’re eating. My $1.00 apple can kick your $2.99 egg, bacon and buttered toast ass.
Think an apple is weak? Take your mushy slop and throw it at a window and see what happens. A gross mess. If I throw my apple that window will shatter. Also, apples make good weapons against nosy people. You can give someone a black eye with an apple. Can’t do that with eggs, bacon and toast.

















