Turning Random Marauder Memes Into Scenarios In My Empyrean DR (With A Couple Of Alterations)
Ridoc: Let’s do something!
The entirety of Basgiath War College: NO
Literally every single sane person or thing on the planet: NO
Rhiannon: HELL YEAH, I’M IN!
General Sorrengail: I’M NOT DONE WITH YOU PEOPLE, GET BACK HERE!
Xaden: GUYS, IT’S TIME TO INITIATE ESCAPE PLAN 3.56 DASH B BRACKETED COLUMN TWENTY FOUR UNDERLINED PARAGRAPH 18 HIGHLIGHTED TEXT TWELVE QUOTED TEXT MARKED F SECTION FOUR-EIGHTY-TEN-NINE-SIX-NEGATIVE TWO SUBDIVISION EIGHT—
General Sorrengail: What are you trying to do, Wingleader Riorson?
Xaden: *Watches me, Violet, Ridoc, Garrick, Rhiannon, Heaton, and Imogen sprint away over General Sorrengail’s shoulder*
Xaden: *Smirks sheepishly*
Xaden: Distracting you, General Sorrengail.
Xaden: *Runs in the other direction*
General Sorrengail: *Smiles to herself and shakes her head* Amari, let them only get smarter.
Violet, talking to Xaden: Who’s my favorite boy in the whole world— Ridoc, puT YOUR HAND DOWN!
Xaden: So, I was just wondering if you would go out with me?
Xaden: You’ll come aro— WAIT, DID YOU JUST SAY YES?
Xaden: OH MY AMARI, HOLD ON, I’LL BE RIGHT BACK!
Violet: …So, should I leave, ooor??
Xaden: *Shows back up, dragging me behind him*
Xaden: Say it again, please.
Ridoc: Guys, there’s three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Ridoc way.
Me: Isn’t that the wrong way, too?
Ridoc: Yeah, but it’s faster.
Me: I may have dared Quinn to astral project while she was sleeping, and now her consciousness is wandering around sleep-walking… and I can’t find her.
Me: …But I swear, the last time I heard her was somewhere in this room.
Violet: I think I’m going crazy.
Violet: Do you see Ridoc holding onto Tairn’s tail while Xaden is flapping his arms at the air over there?
Me: *Sees Ridoc holding on for dear life while Tairn is wildly swinging his tail and Xaden is standing there, useless, trying not to get burned alive*
Me: AmArI dAmmIT nOt AgAIn