#heaven lore

[more-things-in-heaven-hell]

Heaven Lore for this blog —

•Heaven has a class system much like Hell does.

•it only makes sense that when Lucifer fell and created “his” realm of hell in the preexisting darkness he carried over that same system as it was all he knew and it’s why he’s classified as king.

•The seraphim / “named archangel bros” are the top of the ladder.

•they are referred to as the princes and princesses/ your highness.

•there are elders and they are the only ones who can really advise seraphim /keep them mostly in check .

•Samuel was the youngest prince of heaven , and despite his lofty status was one of most friendly towards the lower choirs /lesser angels.

•lesser angels are often disposable and used for specific jobs before being discarded or created into something new.

•all angels have their own sound but only a select few are actually given a name .

•currency came about heaven once more winners started to bring it with them/tithes were being accepted .

•the current currency is called Kudos-bucks .

•cherubs are equal to that of imps in heaven .

•a lot of the grunt work around heaven is given to the lesser unnamed angels and Cherubs.

•Samuel is the reason stranger danger needed to be taught .( Roo caught him alone and he trusted her )

•All Angels have a limit to how much they can create by themselves , it’s why the group of them created Eden together they needed to rely on eachother.

• Hazbin verse only: Exorcists are a created or born class ?? ( possibly repurposed demons ? ) more to come as season 2 comes out .

•Angels were made to bow to humans and serve them. As said by the speaker .

• •‘Not all angels are ok with this

[everblossomin]

Hi yazzzz it’s me again the one asking about the pied piper of James potters that is heaven James ( someone called him that and I agree) . So when you say it’s about personalities is it that , reg and James could be saying the same thing when they brief their rosters… Like “ this is casual we’re just fucking” and they would believe reg but with James there’s like a glimmer of hope bc of how open he is and how much his personality draws you in?

I also remember you said James would say someone else’s name while fucking you ! But reg also was shagging Edgar and thinking of James the whole time and then freaked out he’d called Edgar James. But would james just not care ? I feel like there’s such a fundamental sameness in reg and Jamie but it’s their execution of things that differ so vastly …. I think about them constantly - I’m not sure this is making sense what I’m asking Ajahahshshsnshsjssbsh I love whores I hold them in such high esteem , they could command batallions in wartime with the kind of resolve they possess. I could never I would simply die and have !

I All think it’s cool that James potter who fanonically or canonically has such a big heart and and so much love to give would expend it in this way , like an addiction

I just saw James is an Aries and reg is a Scorpio and I’m struggling to breath

[one-mopeyboi]

The Fall (1/?)

((This is obviously just a headcanon))

Selaphiel was a seraphim, one out of a duo with Lucifer. They were like siblings (that was why Lucifer and Beelzebub garnered so much authority in Hell ; those who were respected before the Fall still get respected after).

God spent more of Her time with Lucifer.

One day someone came to sit at their spot in pre-human Eden ; a new archangel. He had seen them from afar and always wanted to talk to them.

Gabriel started singing to impress them because while Selaphiel loved music, they couldn’t sing themselves and wanted someone to sing for them. An incredibly dense demiromantic, Seli did not notice that Gabriel had a tremendous crush on them.

And they were friends. Close. Best. Selaphiel had one single other friend, Raphael, who was also friends with Lucifer and a principality named Aziraphale (Gabriel’s younger brother), but they weren’t as close to him as they were to Gabriel.

God created the a prototype human (not Adam) and assigned an angel named Lilith to be it’s partner. Prototype Human behaved like an animal because it was not given free will and operated by instinct, trying to mate with Lilith.

Lilith objected to that, obviously. She found Lucifer while escaping from the human, and Lucifer was enraged that the new kind of animal would try to make an angel feel hurt and uncomfortable, so he killed Prototype Human.

In a moment of blind anger because she had so much hope for this new creation, God exiled Lucifer from Heaven and was horrified at what she had done. The angels who liked Lucifer were reasonably upset, because what Lucifer did was to protect Lilith.

TBC in another post. This one is getting long.

[noirs-red-sea]

Nephalem probably look more like biblically accurate angels rather than what humans have stereotyped angels as... don't they...?

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Now I've never met one before but I know some older demons in hell who have. Nephalem are only recognized when they transform. They become giant, claws, rigid teeth, bloodthirsty like no one else has seen - stuff of nightmares. I'm talking the size of mountains, trees crushing like blades of grass beneath them.

This body is typically forced out of them though and is painful for them to experience. Often times it happens after a major upset without comfort. During childhood they experience very limited emotions but once puberty hits its like every emotion they didn't feel before all hits now. Which causes extreme emotional outbursts until they reach a breaking point and transform.

This transformation typically ruptures out of their body as in... it makes their humanoid body explode. Once in this giant form it's near impossible to appease them. They're sorta stuck in that state of emotions along with ravenous hunger which causes them to thrash about, eat any living being in sight, and scream very loud.

How to make them stop?

Singing the giants lullaby or killing them and killing them is very very hard - borderline impossible. You'd have to nuke them to actually do anything but scratch. The giants lullaby though is a long lost melody. The music sheet was hidden away by a group of nephalem who grew tired of it being used to control them.

They intended to gain control of the heavens. Despite their angelic blood the heavens viewed them as nothing but abominations and wouldn't allow them passage into their lands. They decided to take it by force but they were ultimately all wiped out by angelic silver.

To this day many of us demons consider nephalem to be a fallen of sorts. Lucifer had announced that should a nephalem ever be born again hell is where they shall reside and that he would raise them - for their own safety and that of others.

[everblossomin]

Dear Yaz ,

Hope you’re feeling a little bit better !

(I’m Ill with Heaven brain rot but I’m okay with that I bare it very proudly but I was wondering- and I know you get so many asks about it so please obviously feel free to ignore just know it is always on my mind and I’m so grateful to you for it )

But I was wondering If you have any thoughts on Why people are so drawn to James? The more terrible you tell us he is the more attracted to him and more frenzied everyone gets ? … maybe it’s the little voice that screams I CAN FIX HIM or maybe it’s because everyone wants him and no one gets to ( except reg) maybe we’re all self inserts for reg , maybe we all just need to really re evaluate our lives I have no idea but do you have any thoughts on how you’ve created like the pied piper of James potters?? Or what inspired you to go this route with him ?

Also there’s Reg who is just as sexually free as James they seem to be on a super level playing field, they’re rosters are just as full as each others , they seem to be foils for each other in this way and capable of equal damage to the other ( Sirius tells James reg will break his heart and Lisa and others tell reg the same thing but then we get to see the heart of them )

But then why is James more notorious than Reg?

maybe i shouldn't be replying to an ask that takes some braining to reply to when i'm this tired but oh well, here goes nothing!

btw don't worry abt sending heaven asks, i love talking about my fics bc i don't want to annoy my friends with all the rot so i take any opportunity to dissect them HAHAHAH

so, here's the thing, i chose to go that route with james bc he's canonically a fucking bastard (or at least he was when he was in school) so i love him being a bastard in fics too. i like him being oh so arrogant and cunty, it makes him even sexier

as for reg, or more like, the differences between them, i think it all comes down to their personalities. james wears his heart on his sleeve most of the time, especially with his friends, and he's not scared of his own feelings the way reg is. reg is 20, james is 22, and i think those two years do give him a bit more maturity. maybe if they were both 20 the story would go a bit differently and they'd end up hurting each other a lot more than they're going to with the way things are going

and let's not forget reg went through an abusive/toxic relationship when he was even younger, so that really affected the way he perceives committed relationships. in a way, he's scared of ever seeing james in the way he sees liam (his ex) now, if that makes him any sense. it's almost subconscious. it's reg being terrified of the image he has of james shattering to pieces

that's my sleepy answer