#heavymeddle

[samhaycroft]

Later I discovered her lyrics were "I will remove your scalp with a can opener." That's nice. #heavymeddle #heavymetalmusic #br00tal https://www.instagram.com/p/BrRXWZGlgKf/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=r9r8boq7g1kd

[samhaycroft]

Management bent their finger backwards caught in the door jamb when they saw this cracker shot of Sean Fuzzyhand shaking out the classic @foofighters hits at the Burst Sausage studio recently! Our Sean is quick to wave the flies off the dead beats and get crackin at the songs that define a generation of dad rockers hell bent on embracing the meekness within! With only a dozen or so Creed songs to fall back on in case the crowd at the Backwash Bar gags for more at the Tuesday arvo 20 minute acoustic set, he's knuckling down on YouTubes tutorials of all the @sum41 heavy metal anthems he can click on to satisfy the hungry half dozen audience members present on day release! Stay tuned for medical reports cos he'll be dishing out surgical precision! - - Mum txted saying she's cooked what she thought was a rabbit stew but may well have been the neighbour's old cat. Gramps is driving the school bus again as his explosive diarrhoea treatment program calls for it. - - #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #tonguencheeks #noisemetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #binmetal #tiprats #skipmetal #recycledmetal #metalmetal #metal #goodtimes https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq7BYP0lTOJ/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1iixjnt89pyne

[samhaycroft]

Management picked their nose until it bled and still ate it when they saw this cracker shot of day release from Onthenod Retirement Village afternoon program featuring Sam & Sean running the bingo noodle box surprise event at @bombayrockbrunswick recently! Like snakes & ladders, these couple of elderly folk musicians smear out a box of noodles with their bodies on the venue floor and then yell out numbers randomly at blood curdling volume until everyone leaves or starts eating the raw meat tray. Either way, it's a winning combination that we'll be happily providing to the free entrants of the photographic book launch at @bombayrockbrunswick 830pm tomorrow night! With toasted sangers on the menu now, who wouldn't attend! - - Mum txted saying she's made icy poles with cabbage juice and chuck steak for the rider cos both were on special last week. Gramps is fashioning a catapult out of old socks and a yoga teacher. - - #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #tonguencheeks #demolitionderby #metalwreckers #binmetal #stuntmetal #calametal #heavymetal #noisemetal #angularmetal #riffyoga #livemusic #originalmusic #aussiemetal #goodtimes #funzies https://www.instagram.com/p/BqzNckHFVyu/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=h3octb78c7ld

[samhaycroft]

Management inserted a paper clip into their tear ducts when they felt the joy of this cracker shot of Jules gettin' fresh on the axe and choppin' through the opus Bottle Thingy song by @nickelback for our covers set for this Saturday at @bombayrockbrunswick at 830pm! And you can't spell opus without pus, so Jules couldn't leave out the @metallica cover of The Unforgiven 2: The Pustulent One from his @pegbucket set at 7pm. But be early cos his other other band @clipnoise is opening at 5pm with their hour long rendition of @marilynmanson Bewdiful Peephole where they lay in a pool of their own filth to stay true to the artist! - - Mum txted wondering if deep fried baskets can hold a whole wedding cake for her midnight snack. Gramps is throwing frozen fruit at bus stop people who aren't wearing @metallica tshirts. - - #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #tonguencheeks #demolitionderby #metalwreckers #binmetal #stuntmetal #calametal #disappointmetal #heavymetal #noisemetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #aussiemetal #supportlocalmusic #goodtimes #funzies https://www.instagram.com/p/BqtaxFlljZ_/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=rux1k6j00098

[samhaycroft]

Management insists that we scratch out the eyeballs of ourselves in this book so as to appear a little more edgy and handsome. We're on at 845pm at @bombayrockbrunswick just after our Jules plays in his other band @pegbucket at 8pm. Not to mention his other other band @clipnoise opening around 5pm. Soon after our set he'll be doing 17 push ups and the entire @metallica Load / Reload albums back to back on ukulele and piano accordion whilst smoking ground nutmeg out of a Sherlock Holmes style pipe; you should probably turn up. Probably. Doubtfully. Unlikely. Just stay home and watch TV. - - Mum txted saying she's taping Family Ties for us when we come home for kale smoothies and magic mushies. Gramps is gaffing himself to the TV room ceiling to spin us out. - - #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #tonguencheeks #demolitionderby #metalwreckers #binmetal #stuntmetal #calametal #disappointmetal #heavymetal #noisemetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #aussiemetal #supportlocalmusic #goodtimes #funzies (at Bombay Rock) https://www.instagram.com/p/BqrcPfjFSqK/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1ci8d3ly29iqv

[samhaycroft]

Management took a bullet to the nether regions when this cracker of a shot by Sandy Creviss of the Beechworth Lions Club Knitting Circle at Metal in the Mountains festival the other night! The band went fossicking for gold and burst out Eureka when they panned out a 17 minute power medley of the best bits of the @metallica Load / Reload era and brought the crowd forth to Stand & Deliver their best applause at heavy metal riffgun point! It wasn't until the cleaning staff swept under the stage did they discover Sam under there asleep cuddling a Ned Kelly Osborne mash up doll whilst his tape player was chewing up his only copy of @nickelback Photograph of Paddle Poop Lion exclusive scratch and sniff single! - - Mum txted saying she's made icy poles with the left over mashed potatoes from last week. Gramps is eating the burger pattie he found in the armpit of an Opp Shop mannequin. - - #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #tonguencheeks #demolitionderby #metalwreckers #binmetal #stuntmetal #calametal #disappointmetal #heavymetal #noisemetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #aussiemetal #supportlocalmusic #goodtimes https://www.instagram.com/p/Bqo9Mg7liWm/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=tyhu3hp6qhj5

[samhaycroft]

Management dropped their trousers and cuddled their prostates when they saw this cracker shot of the band's cryptic set list from Saturday night in Beechworth it! Always keen to remain mysterious, the song titles of the @nickelback @foofighters @disturbed cover medley acoustic set were cleverly disguised as working titles for our new tracks of middle of the road dad rock classics that'll sound like a laxative overdose on a long car trip! Speaking of which, it was worth every lungful of Jules' tailpipe aromatherapy driving up to Metal in the Mountains festival in Beechworth on the weekend, we can't thank everyone involved enough for having us amongst it! Looking forward to climbing back into the Holdoom Bombadore and breathing deep into another adventure! - - Mum txted saying she's used the leftover sausage roll brick from the servo afterwards as a doorstop. Gramps is squeezing something out his skin that looks ominous. - - #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #tonguencheeks #demolitionderby #metalwreckers #binmetal #stuntmetal #calametal #disappointmetal #heavymetal #noisemetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #aussiemetal #supportlocalmusic #goodtimes #gratitude #thankyou https://www.instagram.com/p/BqoEKrQFb4G/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=v86slhnxrsii

[samhaycroft]

Management dropped their glass barbies and descended further into oblivion scraping up the pieces in the darkness of their laundry floor when they saw this cracker shot of Jules readying for a sizzling set at the @servofoodtruckbar recently! When shots like these are lifted to feature in the David Jones fashion catalogue, we are prepped for success by none other than the best stylist: Chubbs Farkwahd! There's no greater feeling than having all your bits preened by the very same pube scooper who fashioned @nickelback into the foot we see today! Not only that, we have the pleasure of blistering out a cover medley of both the aural tinea that is @nickelback coupled with the hits of Dave Grohl cover band @foofighters whilst we are smeared into pristine perfection by the hand of fools gold! This multitasking turd polishing is what has prepared us for this Saturday's Metal in the Mountains festival in Beechworth is prepare thyneselves already! - - Mum txted saying she's bung a roast in the oven and will suss out a gravy from the pool cleaning shop that'll peel our faces off! Gramps is unsure about the octopus contraption billowing smoke from the laundry but is willing to risk it and have squizz up close for a few hours. - - #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #tonguencheeks #demolitionderby #metalwreckers #binmetal #stuntmetal #calametal #disappointmetal #heavymetal #noisemetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #aussiemetal #supportlocalmusic #goodtimes https://www.instagram.com/p/BqhRmX7FxtM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=3sntjq57ky34