#stuntmetal

[samhaycroft]

Frankenguitar. (4 demolition derbies and counting) #duckeye #madmax #stuntmetal #goodtimes https://www.instagram.com/p/BxllRYhhaxv/?igshid=1l1na5cc8zc88

[samhaycroft]

Management popped their collective anal glands when they saw this cracker shot of Jules at his family dinner at the Ritz! When the Melbourne paparazzle dazzle photog bonglord Dutch Ovensheets snapped this unauthorised treat, little did he know that he'd capture the family birthmarks so vividly with all the hi def quality that his left over, half-filled with blurred dance floor shots from the failed wedding, that his disposable camera demands! It was really nice to see the family out together until the inevitable arguing that spilt out into the street for a blood curdling brawl. Cuddles all round! .... .... Mum txted saying she's still pulling splinters out of her scalp and wonders who brought twisted staples to dinner. Gramps is vomiting in the gutter as usual. .... #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #loveyamum #ratbaggery #aussiemetal #heavymetal #noisemetal #stuntmetal #metal #binmetal #tiprats #skipmetal #recycledmetal #metalmetal #metalhealth #metalmusic #doommetal #sludgemetal #goodtimes

[samhaycroft]

Management faxed us through this happy snap from Friday night at @thebendigo hotel in Collingwood! The beauty of this polarrhoid classic, taken by crack smokin hot rat photog Flaps Indawind, is that it perfectly captures jetSam's signature tombstone teeth, best known for their unrivalled separate postcodes. Not only that, it shows the exact moment his leg lift caused a haemorrhoid rupture and in turn sent his iguana eyes off on their own tangents! To have such precise archival material of the band's blood farting is what the big wigs of the industry gag for when signing such sizzling cover band talent. Get to @thebendigo hotel again on Saturday 9th of June for the @nickelback @greenday @powderfinger_bandofficial mash up medley you've been waiting for! .... .... Mum txted saying she's done a hammy from moshing to John Denver on the AM radio. Gramps is topshelvin ibuprofen in the lounge room as he's cornered a pair of Jehovah's witnesses that need to witness some reality he reckons. .... #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #rockinrooves #heavymetal #noisemetal #stuntmetal #metalmusic #binmetal #tiprats #skipmetal #recycledmetal #metalmetal #metal #goodtimes #funzies #bandphotography #binart #ratbaggery #aussiemetal (at Bendigo Hotel)

[samhaycroft]

Management has called the cops cos he's been lurkin' there all night. .... .... Mum txted saying she's neckin' a full bucket of disappointment as we speak. Gramps is neckin' a full bucket of bongs before the cops arrive with the slab of Woodstocks he ordered via 000. .... .... #iamduckeye #inthebin #aussiebattler #riffraff #heavymeddle #brutallica #heavymetal #noisemetal #stuntmetal #metal #binmetal #tiprats #skipmetal #recycledmetal #metalmetal #moremetalthanmetal #kfsux