#heavytf2

[grimmyscribble]

Pootis Heavy for the soul BLU Heavy pootis variant just dropped + a mini little comic about Heavy and his teddy

[garbichart]

Who ordered a steaming hot tray of sweaty, smelly women with something wrong with them? (in Red and in Blue)

[nietdashi]

GUESS WHOS BACK, BITCHES????? YES, ME

MY FASE OF HEAVY WEAPONS GUY. I LOVE THIS BIGRUSSIANGUY, IM IN LOOOVE WITH HIM, I JUST WANT A HUG FROM HIM, EVEN IF HE KILLS ME, I WOULD BE HAPPY!!!!11!1! KEEP CRYING BEBY, NOM NOM NOM- OHM OHM

[gamemerz69]

When medic says "fraulein", he's not meaning a woman.

let me explain...

We all know medic is canonically gay, right? So it's gonna be weird when medic talks to a woman. When medic says fraulein, he's actually talking to men. And he does that because he saw drag queens talk like that to other men. And medic is a crossdresser and not a drag queen... but close enough. He wanted to show his teammates his true femboy side.

Medic canonically wears a strapless maid dress and a geisha wig, does that sound like a straight man thing to do? Nope!!! Straight men like spy hate crossdressing!!

And for those who are saying: "b-but demoman said he has a wi-" no he doesn't.

He actually has a big strong russian husband who's very overprotective towards him since the 1920s, when they were kids!!!

Demoman does that because he saw soldier telling sniper about his so called "kangaroo wife" which he obviously don't have because it's weird. Also, Demoman is canonically a virgin, he doesn't even know what sex is because he's so drunk...

And when medic is talking about frauleins and their menstruation, he's actually making fun of the dead bodies of his enemies which are covered in blood, he's not talking about miss pauling's tampons...

Heavy and medic are a canon gay couple, just look at the official art, updates, and even valve and the official voice actors confirmed it!!! So take that homophobes!!! Let Heavy and medic kiss!!!

So for short: medic saying "fraulein" is the german equivalent of a drag queen saying "ladies".

That definitely explains it... enjoy reading!!

not to mention, he's an indigenous bavarian man who is incredibly endangered and almost extinct... he was forced to speak German despite him and his biological family spoke the indigenous bavarian dove language...

Look at those cuties!!! <3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

he uses his voice synthesizer that Engineer made him because he's mute... he was born with mutism, he cannot speak at all. So he accidently says stuff in Austrian german instead of his indigenous language because of a glitch... types words in his native language, it translates it English... but because of glitches in the system it sometimes get translated to Austrian german with English words...

X3

[sillytweedee]

omg omg the old geezers 💜💜 they r so cute

( i didn't know how to draw the rest of heavy's body, so i just left it like that 😭 and also I'm trying out different coloring styles to see whats best for me 👍👍 its so difficult doing digital art oml )

[arkquackie]

My friend accidentally reminded me of this sketch and I decided to post it finally 😤

Sorry for the recent art spam btw😭🙏

[joking-hazard]

SCREAM FORTRESS BABBYYYYY

[namranii]

scout x constantly tired reader?

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bro is CONFUSED.

he’s not used to people that actually need sleep, and rest. he actually can’t believe that.

he uses you as some sort of pillow when you’re asleep. he loves to cuddle you as tight as possible, and its even better that you can’t even feel it, because you’re asleep.

constantly supplies you with “bonk!atomic punch”, and it barely even works for you somehow. it keeps you awake, but not super energetic.

“why the hell are you so sleepy? its only 3 in the afternoon..”

carries around a jacket to use as a blanket in case you have one of your random impromptu naps.

carries you. sometimes. usually makes heavy carry you.