but the way I'd start the Jannik jerking it over the VF photoshoot oneshot with:
The irony is not lost on Jannik that it's Laila who sends him the photos of Carlos in Vanity Fair.
"Maybe you do a photoshoot on hardcourt?" she jokes. "Not as sexy though."
He sends a laughing emoji because -- well. It's funny.
Her message with the link to the Instagram post is sandwiched between a message saying, "I saw the end of the match! So good Jan!" and another, "Oh! I will have some time off for Paris. I talked to Alice."
She tells him to have a good rest of his day and that she loves him.
Jannik writes, "I love you too."
He resists the urge to add, "Why can't I do a shoot on the clay also? I've won on it."
He wonders how Carlos manages to look triumphant and regal, even when dirtied and on the ground.
How he manages to seize everyone's attention when he's not even playing tennis.
It makes Jannik mad.
