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REMINDING MY BESTIE OF SHERLOCK TONIGHT: A MASTERPOST

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Grocery shopping with Sherlyn Holmes

Section of a roleplay. John: heiicho Sherlyn: myself ---- Sherlyn: LOOK AT ALL THE TEA! John: Sherly, please. Sherlyn: But Jaaaawn... John: We don't need that! Sherlyn: It's tea! Of course we need that! John: One. Sherlyn: But... John: No. Sherlyn: Jaaaawn... John: No. Sherlyn: Hamiiiiiiish... John: What? Sherlyn: Tea. John: Fine. 

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Today on CHO AND LUCY: No shit, Sherlock.

crimsoncrowley: we should steal a helicopter and look for her

兵長 // heiichou: we totes should

crimsoncrowley: now the big question is: where do we get a helicopter?

兵長 // heiichou: lets get a tardis and make it possible to find some timelord art

crimsoncrowley: if we have a tardis then why the fuck would we need a helicopter?

兵長 // heiichou: oh well that's true, too

crimsoncrowley: no shit, sherlock

crimsoncrowley: oh wait

crimsoncrowley: that's me

兵長 // heiichou: no shit sherlock

crimsoncrowley: ... did you just

兵長 // heiichou: i did

crimsoncrowley: u clever little shit u

兵長 // heiichou: im moriarty, its me

crimsoncrowley: yea but guess what

crimsoncrowley: you're dead

兵長 // heiichou: oh fuck me sideways

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This is me in a nutshell:

crimsoncrowley: this is why we cant have nice thigns 兵長 // heiichou: babe 兵長 // heiichou: what the heckie are you doing crimsoncrowley: im turning supposed fluff into massive pain? 兵長 // heiichou: oh god crimsoncrowley: IT JUST KIND OF HAPPENED

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That's it. That's our friendship.

兵長 // heiichou: YOU NEED A CASE

crimsoncrowley: YES

crimsoncrowley: GO AND FIND ME A CASE, JAWN

兵長 // heiichou: Well frick me sideways

crimsoncrowley: NO JAWN, A CASE

兵長 // heiichou: I don't have a case you little shit

crimsoncrowley: *ROLLS AROUND ON THE FLOOR* BUT JAAAAAAAAAAWN

兵長 // heiichou: Don't come with Jaaaaaawn.

crimsoncrowley: BUT JOOOOOOOOHN

crimsoncrowley: JAWN. CASE. NOW. OR I WILL BURN YOUR JUMPERS AND EAT ALL YOUR JAM

兵長 // heiichou: DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE A FUCKING CASE?

crimsoncrowley: ... YOU COULD LET ME USE YOU FOR AN EXPERIMENT

兵長 // heiichou: NO

crimsoncrowley: BUT JAAAAAAWN

crimsoncrowley: I'M BORED

兵長 // heiichou: I DON'T CARE

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So Cho and I were watching "Battle Royale" and this one boy got stabbed in the dick...

兵長 // heiichou: ouch that was the crotch

Crimsoncrowley: gives a whole new definition to the word "cockblock"

兵長 // heiichou: omFG

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Cho & Lucy in a nutshell #8

Lucy // Moosekingcrowley: That proves it. I can see the future. I am a magician.

兵長 // heiichou: *clapclap*

Lucy // Moosekingcrowley: bow down to me, for I am the queen

兵長 // heiichou: *bows down*

Lucy // Moosekingcrowley: aw yes thats the spirit

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I'M HAVING A CRISIS

BECAUSE I WANT TO WATCH MERLIN BUT I DON'T WANT TO WATCH IT ONLINE AND I DON'T HAVE SEASON 4 ON DVD YET BUT I ALSO WANT TO WATCH LORD OF THE RINGS BUT AT THE SAME TIME I KINDA DON'T WANT TO?????

AND THEN CHO HAPPENED

Lucy // Moosekingcrowley: WHAT DO I DO Lucy // Moosekingcrowley: AH Lucy // Moosekingcrowley: LDFJDFH Lucy // Moosekingcrowley: DFHGODRH Lucy // Moosekingcrowley: ASSDJG Lucy // Moosekingcrowley: 5875 Lucy // Moosekingcrowley: I FEEL SO VERY MUCH UNPRODUCTIVE 兵長 // heiichou: 5875 is the ZIP code of a bulgarian town 兵長 // heiichou: sweety are you that desparate you want to head to bulgaria? Lucy // Moosekingcrowley: why the fuck do you know the ZIP code of a bulgarian town Lucy // Moosekingcrowley: yES I AM Lucy // Moosekingcrowley: MAYBE HEADING TO BULGARIA WILL MAKE ME REALISE IF I WANT TO RATHER WATCH MERLIN ONLINE OR LOTR ON DVD