Matt foggy In a criminal au if you can (つ✧ω✧)つ
also not three sentences because i’m bad at the ask memes
“I’m going to do the fun gymnastic theft stuff next time,” Foggy says, letting his hair out of his ponytail and putting on a baseball cap as they walk casually down the sidewalk away from the museum. “I’m tired of being the distraction.”
“I had to do a back flip out a window,” Matt says, fondly, squeezing Foggy’s elbow where he’s been holding onto it. He has something worth more than both of their lives tucked in his back pocket.
“. . .I’m at least going to seduce someone next time,” Foggy says, sighing. “Pretending to be a lost German tourist who somehow got through three keypad locked doors wasn’t fun. Someday I’m going to run into someone who actually speaks German and they’ll realize I’m just making confused noises in an accent.”
“Well, you are surprisingly good at seducing people,” Matt says.
“Surprisingly?” Foggy asks, making an offended noise.
“I’m messing with you,” Matt says, turning a warm smile to him before kissing him on the cheek and pulling him closer as they walk. “I mean, your seduction skills clearly worked on me.”
“True,” Foggy says, after a second. He’s pretty proud of that.
