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girlboss lawyer puppets HATE to see us coming
I got a prompt about an AU where Matt and Foggy meet in high school and I’m not sure this will develop to actually fulfill the specific prompt, but please have a bit of them as dumb teens who will eventually make out:
“I feel like I’m not holy enough to be here,” Foggy says, hushed, leaning close to Matt as they walk into the cathedral.
“I think you’re fine as long as you don’t catch fire at the entrance,” Matt says, smiling. Their voices echo nicely in the sanctuary, and Foggy’s warm at his side, bouncing on his feet a little as they walk towards the hallway to the confessional.
“Not even a hint of smoke,” he says, brightly. “Hey, can we do a joint confession, get it over with fast?”
“No,” Matt says, laughing. “You don’t have to do it, though. You can just wait for me.”
“Nah,” Foggy says. “If I’m here, I might as well confess my terrible, terrible sins.”
“Tell me some,” Matt says.
“Well, sloth,” Foggy says, agreeably.
“Of course.”
“I—cheated on a geometry test, like, two years ago.”
“That is pretty terrible.”
Foggy makes a low humming noise before he says, “Remind me, what’s the church’s policy on jerking off?”
Matt chokes on a laugh, letting go of Foggy’s arm to take a few steps forward by himself and hide his blush before he says, seriously, “I think they just trust that our deeply instilled shame will make us guilty enough about it on our own. Do you want to go in first?”
“Might as well,” Foggy says, reaching up to tousle Matt’s hair as he walks past him. “I’ll make up some really good sins, get him warmed up for you.”
“Please don’t lie to a priest!” Matt calls after him, smiling too hard. He settles down on a bench outside and tries to listen to anything but Foggy talking—he really tries, but it’s kind of quiet and the noises from outside seem distant and Matt’s a terrible person.
There’s nothing too shocking until Foggy says, “I’ve been having—is impure thoughts a good way to phrase it? I’ve been having those. For my best friend.”
a perfect loaf while glaring at me from my bedroom doorway
found this post on pinterest and immediately thought of them
34 and ready to score!
this bitch loves having her head squeezed
found bunny, a skittish little shelter baby four years ago today
and she is now a ridiculous precious chubby cuddle bug with no sense of personal boundaries and i am very lucky <3
her resting face
give me a matt/foggy prompt that's just an opening sentence/line pls
This is your captain speaking and yeah we’re not landing. I just feel like we’ve got a really good thing up here and I don’t want to ruin it. This is my home and you are my people
We never have to go back
good morning
"exercise will give you more energy" gets said a lot as a common piece of health advice but I think it needs to be expanded into "exercising will make you tired while you do it, and you will continue to be tired immediately afterwards, sometimes even the next day too, but over months of consistent exercise, your muscles will get stronger and therefore get less tired out by everyday activities, making you feel like day-to-day life takes less physical energy than it used to"
Matt being pathetic and in love. Point and laugh everybody
I love messing w cartoon despite my preferred art style being semi-realism, because I can play with dynamic stuff like this and it’s so cute
When you remember how much you love a character you hadn’t thought about in a while
lazy girl sunday
only one paw willing to hunt
i love when i glance up and she's sitting somewhere she's never sat before
straight up did not even know that daredevil s2 was out lol. i'm skipping straight to the flashback episode now.
....what does........what does foggy the fembot mean.........?
karen page should be legally allowed to kill one man per month at her discretion. i trust her.
okay the big courtroom scene in ep8 was sick tho