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just before March 24th comes to a close, i feel it’s necessary... for a helb post

TRIMBERLY FIRSTS HEADCANONS

•the first official date they went on, excluding krispy kreme of course, was to the movies, because what else are teenagers gonna do. If you ask Trini what thy saw, she’ll just stare at you. If you ask Kim, she’ll tell you something that rhymes with “ludi and the yeast”

•the first time someone wore the other clothes kim had been searching for her sweatshirt for a wek only to see it practically swallowing trini

•the first time they kissed, trini thanked her, and panicked as she road home on her bike. To her defense, zack told her to do it

•the first time trini ever got in a car with kim, legend has it she passed out from pure shock

•the first time they ever held hands, a stranger had asked kim if she was babysitting. the boys haven’t let trini live it down

•the first time they ever got into a fight, afterwards the other rangers found them holding each other for dear life in their sleep, like the drama queens they are

•first time they said i love you, trini choked on her donut and said “whO!?”

•the first time they met each others parents, it actually went surprisingly well, as theres a first time for everything. oh, besides when trini, shaking with nerves, literally punched a hold through kims door when she knocked

•the first time they slept over each others houses, trini found out how agressively kim likes the cuddle, by means of being ensnared by her girlfriend

•the first time they called each other girlfriends, jason had said “better watch it kimmy, or ill steal your girl” to which trini replied “better watch it scott, or ill steal your larynx before you can open your mouth to my girlfriend” (yeah, it was romantic)

•the first time things got a little further than pg-13, kim cried. Like a loser. A total loser because trini totally didnt cry because shes cool and collected and its not big deal cause i mean if you are a power ranger this stuff isnt gonna make you cry at all totally 100%

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this is just something shitty i threw together on mobile, but the first time i ever truly felt at home with friends was with the dwarves so shout out to the crew happy power rangers anniversary 💖

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Big ol red!!!!!

I LOVE YOU TOO HELBOW, YOU WROTE FANFICTION OF US

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[helb0w]

Trini: its really dark in here

Kim: dont worry babe, i got this

Kim: *stomps foot*

Kim: *sketchers light up*

[helb0w]

Rangers as Pokemon trainers you know where this is going bro! Lol give us the pokeranger backstories we deserve

lil backstory here, we were chillin on the dwarves server helping redux make trainer cards, you know picking pokemon and all that, so credit totally goes to that foolio, go toss @reduxrose a followww, also @myndopeus

okay so backstory im gonna go with how all these kids meet

-billy and jason grew up together, watching their dads go off to work and wishing so badly they could have pokemon of their own, just like their dads.

-billy, after his dad passed, kept with that dream, and when he became of age followed in his fathers footsteps in regards to say, his excadril, but also water types like mudkip from their hometown

-jason took the opposite approach. he learn to resent his father, a fisherman, and did his best to be exactly what he wasnt, leading him down a path of fire type pokemon, other than his tauros beefcake that is

-zack also grew up in the same town, but unlike jason and billy his only friend was a cubone he had found while exploring the abandoned mine. he meets jason and billy after he caught the ponyta jason had been tracking for weeks right in front of them. (jasons still salty). he also helps billy catch his togepi, in which everyone in the gang loves with their whole heart

-speaking of harts, kim is another story. she had vaguely known jason as children, but never really kept in contact. but, after rejecting the life that was set up for her, she decided she wanted to become a trainer, despite what her parents wanted her to do. so, with nothing but a metapod by her side, she ran away from home. the gang find her screaming her HEAD off because she finally found an aerodactyl and she wasnt gonna let some stupid boys catch her before she could. they dont even go near her until she’s successfully captured in kims love ball (how extra)

-so, the gangs been traveling together for quite sometime at that point, trying to track down as many pokemon as they can. one day, they come upon a cute lil wild patch of grass to frolic in and seemingly have a grand ol time. that is until they see a girl off in the distance. a very very angry girl. who then proceeds to kick their asses. 4v1, absolutely no problem. actually, it was more a 3v1, as billy was smart enough to back off. then the girl leaves. they spend days looking for her, but it seems like she just didnt wanna be found. they actually manage to find her after her shinx, which they remember stomping on all the rest of their pokemon, leads them to a cliff side where her and the rest of her pokemon are doing…..yoga?? before they can figure out a way to approach her, billys togepi runs up and tries to copy the rest of the pokemon (“omg look at his little arms hes doing so good” “zack i stG-“). before they can cower in fear the at the girls reaction, she actually turns and laughs, breaking her resolve towards the gang, eventually leading to the squad we know today!!! Oh, and no one dares make fun of trini and her teddiursa. they remember the beat down of a century they got last time the crossed her

-now, the gang travel together, and are infamous throughout any region they travel to. people even go as far as to call then “the rangers” but they all think thats a bit dramatic

-trini and kims pokemon are always pushing them together, those saps

-when billys togepi evolves, literally everyone, including all their pokemon, are a crying mess

-zacks cubone is also trinis bff. its just the law

-kim has a ninetails cause shes extra as fuck. she also ONLY uses love balls. extra.

-who let jason get a tyrantrum. who thought that was a good idea

-trini gets the last laugh when he teddiursa finally evolves. altho her new ursaring carries her EVERYWHERE. no one dares laugh. that is, until he plops her right down on kim after a particularly big fight

-BILLY AND HIS POKEMON, FIGURING SHIT OUT LIKE THE GENIUS BOYS THEY ARE

-“zack please come back” “PONYTA AND I NEED TO BE FREE” “zack please its the middle of the night” “NEVER.”

-aw billy and kim totally have like tea time with their pokemon. like they all just sit and have a nice chat

okay im gonna relax now but feel free to leave me an ask and check my friends out 😎

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[helb0w]

With Zack/Beastboy I was gonna say using humor almost like a defense mechanism? Like they joke around only because they don't wanna contribute to the problems everyone else is having by adding their own so they figure if they can get a couple laughs out of their friends then they've done something they can feel good about, ya know? Help others so they can help themself. Idk if that makes sense

totally makes sense!! I was thinking along the lines of the same thing, its just so hard but i wish zack wasnt sidelined as the funny guy all the time so its fun to go into different directions

not that what you said wasn’t absolutely true of course!!!

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this is what #20gayteen really looks like

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HELBBBBBBBB ILY SO MUCH

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