Sep 15, 2024
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In my imagination, I like to think of the operations of Hell as a giant office. Shot like The Office.
IN A BOARD MEETING
MAMMON: “We should cut the spending this year. Sin doesn’t just fall from the sky.”
ASMODEUS: “Technically it does, sinners fall literally from the sky on the beach.”
Sometimes, they just like to hear themselves speak
In my imagination, I like to think of the operations of Hell as a giant office. Shot like The Office.
The ladies are in the elevator, going to the first floor. In their hands they have various decorations and party supplies.
The elevator doors open on the 6th floor, Lucifer is standing there as the doors slide open. He is looking at his phone in one hand and has a coffee in the other cause #basic.
The women look at each other, nervous.
Keleva: THE ELEVATOR IS FULL.
She slams the elevator doors shut. Lucifer, now quite angry, pushes the button again before they can get away.
Lucifer: What are those balloons for?
Keleva (demonic voice): THE ELEVATOR IS FULL.
The doors close. Lucifer is standing there, puzzled. He looks around for a moment before pushing the button again.
In my imagination, I like to think of the operations of Hell as a giant office. Shot like The Office.
LUCIFER: “Asmodeus appears as others’ desires because he himself is hideous in person.”
ASMODEUS (from his office down the hall):
In my imagination, I like to think of the operations of Hell as a giant office. Shot like The Office.
ASMODEUS: “Oh my god, its you, the love of my life.”
LUCIFER shuts the door. He returns moments later.
LUCIFER: “Have you gotten that out of your system or should I wait?”
ASMODEUS: “I am at your disposal, daddy.”
LUCIFER slams the door and leaves.
In my imagination, I like to think of the operations of Hell as a giant office. Shot like The Office.
LILITH: “So, you’re soul-bound to him?”
LUCIFER: “It’s not at all what you think it is.”
ASMODEUS: “Yes it is.”
LUCIFER: “WOULD YOU PLEASE NOT DO THAT RIGHT NOW?”
ASMODEUS: “The heart wants what the heart wants, Lilith.”
LUCIFER: “STOP IT.”
ASMODEUS: “Unhinged like an animal.”
LUCIFER: “WILL SOMEONE GET HIM OUT OF HERE?”