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Some very, VERY late easter bunnies cuz I was injured.
Mayuri maintains a careful mask of casual disinterest. That is imperative, because his inner thought process goes something like this: Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit.
this is how you know this man is an adult.
Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Bleach (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Kurotsuchi Mayuri & Urahara Kisuke, Szayel Aporro Granz & Kurotsuchi Mayuri Characters: Kurotsuchi Mayuri, Urahara Kisuke, Szayel Aporro Granz Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Kurotsuchi Mayuri POV, Mental Health Issues, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Summary:
15 years later after the Thousand Year Blood War the world faces yet another crisis. That's fine, Gotei 13 eats crisis for breakfast. The current crisis? Well, a group of condemned souls from the lowest depths of Hell have broken out of it. Their goal? To bring enough powerful blood back to Hell so their leader, the Blood Sorcerer, the Sanguine Invoker, the first soul to ever enter Hell can unbind the seals on the Eight Pillar of Hell and destroy them. Yes, that is a bad thing, because the Pillars of Hell limit the Hell's expanse. Destroying one would mean the Hell would be never-ending. Destroying all eight would transform all realms of existence into Hell itself: The Living world, Soul Society, Hueco Mundo, all of that would be Hell. And when everything is Hell, nothing will be. Ichigo Kurosaki, his friends and his family don't want their lives to be replaced by Hell's barren landscape. The world once again relies on the Substitute Shinigami and his friends and every ally they can muster against powers they barely understand.
And also on Captain Mayuri Kurotsuchi's hard work. If his cracking mind doesn't give up first. If it does, well... Then whatever happens, it won't be his problem at the least.
Obligatory Excerpt:
When people say that Captain Kurotsuchi is a madman, they mean that he rejects ethics and social agreements for practicality and effectiveness. When they say that there is something wrong with his brain, they mean they don’t like the way Mayuri thinks, because it horrifies them. It’s not because there is an actual factual defect to his brain. He is brilliant.
Mayuri is a genius.
And lately he keeps on hallucinating a man whom he killed. Sometimes he remembers things that never happened to him, only to forget them in the next moment, leaving behind the feeling of remembering, but never the knowledge of what exactly he remembered.
Captain Kurosuchi has over the span of the last fifteen years gone actually, factually insane.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 19/? Fandom: Bleach (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Kurotsuchi Mayuri & Urahara Kisuke, Szayel Aporro Granz & Kurotsuchi Mayuri, Ishida Ryuuken & Ishida Uryuu, Kurotsuchi Mayuri & Kyouraku Shunsui, Abarai Ichika & Hachigou Nemuri, Hachigou Nemuri & Kurotsuchi Mayuri, Ishida Uryuu & Kurotsuchi Mayuri, Szayel Aporro Granz/Kurotsuchi Mayuri, Abarai Ichika & Kurosaki Kazui Characters: Kurotsuchi Mayuri, Urahara Kisuke, Szayel Aporro Granz, Ishida Uryuu, Kyouraku Shunsui, Hachigou Nemuri, Abarai Ichika, Tia Harribel, Sarugaki Hiyori Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Kurotsuchi Mayuri POV, Mental Health Issues, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Minor Original Character(s), Canon-Typical Violence, Some Beta We Die Like Izuru Kira, (that is we might be missing a limb and part of our torso but we carry on) Chapter Summary:
What does Szayel know about El Días Incesante?
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Next to Mayuri, Urahara frowns and chimes in with his own question: “What contingency plans?”
“Beg your pardon?”
“I’ve gathered you were – maybe still are – notoriously hard to kill for good.” (He better have gathered that, after Mayuri explained that to him at length.) “But you said you had contingency plans and that they failed. What contingency plans were they?”
Chapters: 18/? Fandom: Bleach (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Kurotsuchi Mayuri & Urahara Kisuke, Szayel Aporro Granz & Kurotsuchi Mayuri, Ishida Ryuuken & Ishida Uryuu, Kurotsuchi Mayuri & Kyouraku Shunsui, Abarai Ichika & Hachigou Nemuri, Hachigou Nemuri & Kurotsuchi Mayuri, Ishida Uryuu & Kurotsuchi Mayuri, Szayel Aporro Granz/Kurotsuchi Mayuri, Abarai Ichika & Kurosaki Kazui Characters: Kurotsuchi Mayuri, Urahara Kisuke, Szayel Aporro Granz, Ishida Uryuu, Kyouraku Shunsui, Hachigou Nemuri, Abarai Ichika, Tia Harribel, Sarugaki Hiyori Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Kurotsuchi Mayuri POV, Mental Health Issues, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Minor Original Character(s), Canon-Typical Violence, Some Beta We Die Like Izuru Kira, (that is we might be missing a limb and part of our torso but we carry on) Chapter Summary:
Captain Kurotsuchi is back.
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He wakes up in a bed. That means someone has moved him while he was totally out of it. He sits up and checks himself for damage.
His inspection reveal a set of clean casual clothes and fresh body paint. That means someone had dressed him and went with their hands all over his body.
Upon sitting up, Mayuri finds himself in the room that has served as his office and laboratory. It is very much not in the state he has left it in, though. Yes, it is messy, but this is a different kind of disorganisation. This place has been frantically ransacked. Nothing has been broken, though.
Mayuri’s own reflection glares at him his worst ‘I have a headache for aeons and my things have been touched without my knowledge, let alone permission’ from the polished steel.
WIP Wednesday
It is Sunday, but weeks are a made-up concept and adhering to them is not necessary. tagged by @toxictaicho
It is not that I am artblocked, I was just, uh... alright, look, I've gotten myself into very heavy text-RP and written myself down to blood. All my fics have stagnated because of this. As the RP class is winding down, I am finding more strength to pick up where I've left off my other projects. So this poking has made me re-read what I do have for the next chapter of Hell Raiders (because I suspect you wanted to hear about Hell Raiders).
So here goes:
Mayuri’s own reflection glares at him his worst ‘I have a headache for aeons and my things have been touched without my knowledge, let alone permission’ from the polished steel. His face-paint is perfect. Entirely on point. Thin geometric lines and interchanging swatches of black and white distort his visage from a shape into an abstract asymmetrical and entirely impersonal concept. Until now he’s suspected Urahara to be behind moving him here. It’s his style, picking Mayuri up when he falls just to show off Urahara himself did not; that he might no longer be a Captain, but that even from his inconvenience store he still beats Mayuri at his own game and he can do it all the while tending to him. But Urahara has a thing for large round spots and pinstripes. Besides, Mayuri had explained to him at length that he does not appreciate any other person doing his makeup, and since then Urahara just slapped the white primer on his face on the days when he bothered. And of course, on the days when he managed to find Mayuri unable to do it himself. But of course, if this is not Urahara’s work, then whose? Who in here has a death wish?
tagging, as it is customary: @timesthatneverwere, @taergalive and... whoever's had enough writing progress they wanna show.
She was like:
Bankai: Total Ass Obliteration
and then she totally obliterated their asses!
Chapters: 2/? Fandom: Bleach (Anime & Manga) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Kurotsuchi Mayuri & Urahara Kisuke, Szayel Aporro Granz & Kurotsuchi Mayuri, Ishida Ryuuken & Ishida Uryuu Characters: Kurotsuchi Mayuri, Urahara Kisuke, Szayel Aporro Granz, Ishida Uryuu Additional Tags: Post-Canon, Kurotsuchi Mayuri POV, Mental Health Issues, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Chapter Summary:
It is now a couple of days later