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Idk if someone made this already but I think we can all agree

#archive of our own #ao3 #ao3 is down #hell speaks

I've heard some people being like "Aziraphale's outfit in heaven is weird" and I agree with that but I think it's very on purpose

Because it fits in with heaven but it doesn't fit him

He did what he thought was right not what was right for him

For fucks sake HE'S WEARING A NORMAL TIE!! NO BOWTIE!!!! It feels so weird but I think it still makes complete sense

#He's trying so hard to fit in and do the right thing #And I completely get it and have been there #good omens #aziraphale good omens #az fell #go3 #go3 spoilers #good omens 3 #good omens season 3 #good omens finale #good omens spoilers #good omens trailer #uhh idk #hell speaks

People saying the clips of Lestat crying in the teaser are from his several apology videos and stuff are actually WRONG. Lestat would never apologize for anything he says or does with the exception of Louis. He would tell one of his haters to kill themself and then his PR team would tweet an apology from his offical acc only for him to reply from his second account and say “I still think you should do it”.

#interview with the vampire #iwtv #amc iwtv #lestat de lioncourt #i found this in my notes app???#hell speaks

What if you became a vampire

that'd probably be really weird feeling

#ask #ask hailey #splatoon #splatoon ask blog #[<- me trying my fucking best]#[Also if that was about the event thing in the post I literally just made it again would be weird]#[Why would it be weird Hell?]#[Because I would actually kinda need to think about how at least one Octoling would drink ink from someone]#[Don't know if I'm ready to ask myself those questions]#hell speaks

Due to numerouzzz complaintz received from Upper Upper Office (@angelic-upper-management,) we’re obligated to put out thizzz Public DisService Announcement:

Pleazzzze stop trying to date the angelzz, especially the archangelz (or The Almighty, though I unfortunately thought that could remain unzsaid.) They keep on having to zsend soulzz down here with ‘monzzzsterfucker’ stamped all over them and that requirezzz us to take additional measurezz for your personal eternal torturezzzz instead of just tozzzing you in with the general batch due to the whole ‘personally pizzzed off Heaven’ thing.

It’s just a lot more work for usz, and the whole thing can really just be avoided if you stop throwing your salvation away while literally sitting outside the Gatezzz of Heaven. Commit some minor sinzz while you’re alive and become damned in the normal way like the rest of your speciezzz, it savez us a lot of trouble.

-Beezelbub

#Beezelbub speaks #Beezelbub #beelzebub good omens #good omens beelzebub #go #gomens #good omens #hell speaks

F**king wish I was ticklish!!!!

We were forced to take family photos and my cousin started tickling their younger sibling under their arm and on their ribs.

As someone who is rare to find such human contact, and not ticklish... I... Errr! Like their skinny, their pretty, their really ticklish and then there's me who's the complete opposite.

Honestly after the night I've had with just thinking about the other side of my family and trying to talk my own sibling... I just need someone close to tickle me.... Though preferably not related.

#hell speaks