Hailey!

17, gaygaygaygaygayg-, WOMEN, has a girlfriend, [creator and Hailey are two different people]

[just-a-lesbian-octoling]

Into part 2!!

• I'm Hailey

• There may be cameos from my girlfriend (May) and brother (Milo)

• She/Her please!

• Lesbian

• I am 17

[Hi creator here!]

• [Call me Hell if you must refer to me with a name]

• [I'm the only person who runs this (if a response requires a edit it'll take forever I'm sorry-)]

• [They/She]

• [Also a (USELESS) lesbian]

• [My age? What are you? A cop?? (Minor is what you get)]

• [ @just-a-lesbian-human is my blog]

!Question rules!

• !NO SEXUAL QUESTIONS!

• !NO HATEFULNESS IS TOLERATED!

• !I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REFUSE A QUESTION!

• !PLEASE NO RELIGIOUS TALK!

-Blog tags-

• -rb = reblog-

• -ask Hailey = answering questions-

• -ooc = out of character-

• -funny funny haha post = my comedy tag-

• -oc lore = Hailey (maybeee Milo or May on rare occasions) lore-

● -art! = art or something equal to art-

[inappropriate blogs DNI!!!]

[Ask stuff if you want lol]

[moved15or29]

Ah fuck

[moved15or29]

Asks are back on for all of my blogs

Sorry about that I forgot ("it's been over a mon-" *fucking dies* we don't have time for that!)

[moved15or29]

Hello everyone!

You may know of the election this Tuesday and the risks that come with it

Because of how openly queer all my blogs are I'll have all asks turned off Tuesday-Friday just to be safe as I don't want possible spam in case certain people get mad again

This will also be the case for my ao3 comments.

Have a great day and remember to vote if you're able. I'm counting on you.

[just-a-lesbian-octoling]

steal from grizzco. there are no cops in splatoon. we can do whatever we want. noone can stop us.

Oh right

You'd think that with how many people are up here they'd have some form of security (not like Dome levels of that but like... something)

[grizzco-industries-unofficial]

you won't believe how easy it is to break in. i'm not telling you the safe code tho

[third-king-of-salmonids]

ITS 1234 ITS THE SAME CODE THEY HAVE ON THEIR LUGGAGE

[noveloctoling]

I'VE DONE IT SO MANY TIMES CHECK OUT MY LOOT!!

STEAL FROM GRIZZCO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I BEG OF YOU STEAL FROM THEM

[grizzco-industries-unofficial]

[goldenrotations]

OUR CODE IS NOT 1234, WE’RE NOT THAT STUPID.

Ugh… gotta change it again…

[just-a-lesbian-octoling]

Again?

How many times have you changed it already?

[goldenrotations]

Uh… uhh…

That’s classified Grizzco information.

[just-a-lesbian-octoling]

I am a GrizzCo employee (despite how much I dislike it not many other places will hire someone with limited paper work proving their existence...)

Is it so important that other employees can't know about it?

[goldenrotations]

A lot of information is restricted from Grizzco’s employee base. It’s nothing new.

[just-a-lesbian-octoling]

Yeah

I should just expect the shadest option from them at this point

[just-a-lesbian-octoling]

steal from grizzco. there are no cops in splatoon. we can do whatever we want. noone can stop us.

Oh right

You'd think that with how many people are up here they'd have some form of security (not like Dome levels of that but like... something)

[grizzco-industries-unofficial]

you won't believe how easy it is to break in. i'm not telling you the safe code tho

[third-king-of-salmonids]

ITS 1234 ITS THE SAME CODE THEY HAVE ON THEIR LUGGAGE

[noveloctoling]

I'VE DONE IT SO MANY TIMES CHECK OUT MY LOOT!!

STEAL FROM GRIZZCO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I BEG OF YOU STEAL FROM THEM

[grizzco-industries-unofficial]

[goldenrotations]

OUR CODE IS NOT 1234, WE’RE NOT THAT STUPID.

Ugh… gotta change it again…

[just-a-lesbian-octoling]

Again?

How many times have you changed it already?

[goldenrotations]

Uh… uhh…

That’s classified Grizzco information.

[just-a-lesbian-octoling]

I am a GrizzCo employee (despite how much I dislike it not many other places will hire someone with limited paper work proving their existence...)

Is it so important that other employees can't know about it?

[just-a-lesbian-octoling]

steal from grizzco. there are no cops in splatoon. we can do whatever we want. noone can stop us.

Oh right

You'd think that with how many people are up here they'd have some form of security (not like Dome levels of that but like... something)

[grizzco-industries-unofficial]

you won't believe how easy it is to break in. i'm not telling you the safe code tho

[third-king-of-salmonids]

ITS 1234 ITS THE SAME CODE THEY HAVE ON THEIR LUGGAGE

[noveloctoling]

I'VE DONE IT SO MANY TIMES CHECK OUT MY LOOT!!

STEAL FROM GRIZZCO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I BEG OF YOU STEAL FROM THEM

[grizzco-industries-unofficial]

[goldenrotations]

OUR CODE IS NOT 1234, WE’RE NOT THAT STUPID.

Ugh… gotta change it again…

[just-a-lesbian-octoling]

Again?

How many times have you changed it already?

[just-a-lesbian-octoling]

steal from grizzco. there are no cops in splatoon. we can do whatever we want. noone can stop us.

Oh right

You'd think that with how many people are up here they'd have some form of security (not like Dome levels of that but like... something)

[fenneladeline]

How about we dont steal from Grizzco? That'd be pretty cool I think. I'm sick of filing requisitions for missing equipment. Just act like a normal person and steal from a department store or something, y'know? Just a suggestion.

[just-a-lesbian-octoling]

But a department store isn't where I work

Sorry about the paper work though!!!

[just-a-lesbian-octoling]

steal from grizzco. there are no cops in splatoon. we can do whatever we want. noone can stop us.

Oh right

You'd think that with how many people are up here they'd have some form of security (not like Dome levels of that but like... something)

[grizzco-industries-unofficial]

you won't believe how easy it is to break in. i'm not telling you the safe code tho

[third-king-of-salmonids]

ITS 1234 ITS THE SAME CODE THEY HAVE ON THEIR LUGGAGE

[noveloctoling]

I'VE DONE IT SO MANY TIMES CHECK OUT MY LOOT!!

STEAL FROM GRIZZCO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I BEG OF YOU STEAL FROM THEM

[just-a-lesbian-octoling]

Nice job!

I'll definitely see when I have the time

[just-a-lesbian-octoling]

steal from grizzco. there are no cops in splatoon. we can do whatever we want. noone can stop us.

Oh right

You'd think that with how many people are up here they'd have some form of security (not like Dome levels of that but like... something)

[grizzco-industries-unofficial]

you won't believe how easy it is to break in. i'm not telling you the safe code tho

[third-king-of-salmonids]

ITS 1234 ITS THE SAME CODE THEY HAVE ON THEIR LUGGAGE

[just-a-lesbian-octoling]

Thank you!

(Also sorry for anytime I hurt you guys... you seem cool)

[just-a-lesbian-octoling]

[thought I'd pop up here real quick to let you guys know that Hailey isn't taking trick-or-treaters here but I am over on my blog!]

[Here's what to expect]

[just-a-lesbian-octoling]

steal from grizzco. there are no cops in splatoon. we can do whatever we want. noone can stop us.

Oh right

You'd think that with how many people are up here they'd have some form of security (not like Dome levels of that but like... something)

[just-a-lesbian-octoling]

[why did someone with "minors dni" in their bio follow this account where both Hailey and me are openly minors?]

[if you're going to request that minors not interact with your account make sure the accounts you follow aren't openly minors maybe instead of pushing that onto us?]

[real-mr-grizz]

hypothetically, if we as workers were to unionize, what would you do about that? again, hypothetically. this is a completely hypothetical question im asking solely you out of curiosity.

Here's a list of things I would do first

When employees try to organize a union for a better and more secure job, employers often fight back strong, in the form of union-busting. Fi

And if that failed, I would simply set everyone on fire and rebuild

[just-a-lesbian-octoling]

fav splatoon weapon

Flingza Roller!

[just-a-lesbian-octoling]

Now that we hit 1 billion eggs do you think we'll get a pizza party?

[just-a-lesbian-octoling]

We got 1.5 billion

We better get a fucking pizza party

[spam-wich]

About that

we did not get a pizza party.

[just-a-lesbian-octoling]

Im going to kill Mr. Grizz.

[moved15or29]

What the shit

Roleplay blogs are actually awesome because they'll just follow you back??? And give you random happiness??????

Sorry about this being rebloged on Haileys account that's where this happened so it kinda makes sense

[just-a-lesbian-octoling]

Now that we hit 1 billion eggs do you think we'll get a pizza party?

[just-a-lesbian-octoling]

We got 1.5 billion

We better get a fucking pizza party