Nov 9, 2023
the package said hell spawn but this clearly is just some guy. Yeah, yeah im on hold with the hell-p line but its just the sound of flames and anguish.
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the package said hell spawn but this clearly is just some guy. Yeah, yeah im on hold with the hell-p line but its just the sound of flames and anguish.
To think about it, it would kinda be like R.I.P.D. some guy dies and gets send to hell, and it turns out he's been chosen to be an on call help demon, whose job is to learn from his partner how to help humans out with their problems.
At first he hates it, why should he help these guys out for eternity? And then he learns how great it is to see these people who are in bad places get help, and how happy they are that he's there for them.
And maybe there's some huge angels VS demons battle going on or something, like 'bruh don't touch OUR souls' 'BRUH U FUCKin SHUNNED tHAT GUY BEcAUSE HE WAS PRAYING FOR HIMSELF AND NOT SOMEONE ELSE. You TAKE CARE OF UR SHIT WE'lL TAKE cARE OF OUR SHIT GTFO FEATHER BUTT."
And yeah.
About the good demon getting you home safely post... Wouldn't you have to kinda sell your soul? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Nah man! That would all be gross propaganda from the angels to ensure you get punished, or to make sure no one strays from their light. Like the demons will usually protect those cast out from the higher religion, and even help those who are in the angel’s grace who aren’t getting the right help or whatever.
It would be totally different and neat like bruh.
Like you could be having a panic attack, or be scared to be home alone, and all u gotta do is call the Hell-p Line or do some summoning ritual and there will be a demon there to help you get through it, or be company, or help you leave a situation.
Or maybe you're being mistreated at home, and you can call up a demon and they'll relocate you somewhere safe and keep an eye on you.
Movie where demons are actually help for those ignored by the angels. Like you could be stuck in an alley way about to get mugged and u just draw up a summoning circle and a demon is sent to save you and get you home safe and maybe buy you a hot chocolate.