murdermedia au where they're both prettyyoung (~20... ish, Al's maybe a bit older than Vox Vincent but not by much) and Vincent has to work at a radio station because TVs are hardly popular yet (babe go back to sleep it's not the 1950s television popularity spike yet)
And Alastor's just sort of. There. Being a sensation while also being a coloured person and also having these weird ass periods where he disappears for a day and shows up the next looking a lot less thin? idk smths up with that but OTHERWISE he's genuinely inspiring for Vincent (my in-denial wasian king is finally admitting his own colouredness we love to see it)
so obviously the only thing there is left to do is ki- V: that's right! kill him! huh
yeah so. V's mindset is a liiiittle.... um... screwy
Alastor is a roadblock! He has the job that VINCENT wants, and so help him he's gonna get that fucking job, even if he has to prise it from freshly dead hands. he's already killed off half the producers to get his way, ONE star isn't gonna fuck him over now. Besides, the dude's scrawny! AND he knows where he lives because stalking reasons (he's been planning this one folks) so it's gonna be LAUGHABLY EASY
naturally the best place to strike would be on one of alastor's off days. he's probably just depressed at home, it's chill happens to vincent all the time dw he has shit to deal with like the ramifications of his actions but that isn't the point.
POINT IS
so turns out alastor kills ppl on his off days.
and eats them
and it's kinda hot
CUE HOMOPHOBIA
i don't. i don't know what to call it but i need vox being dumb stupid idiot small scrunch boy with glasses unassuming fucker with a ferocity about him that cannot be undermined and alastor being Experienced and Slightly Older and Fuck You For Thinking You Could Kill Me, You Pansy Slut - But You Know What I'll Tolerate You If You Get Me Food Because I've Been Living Off One Dirtbag A Week Because Of My Busy Schedule Please Help Me Also Don't Mind My Deal With A Demon That I Promise I'm Not Making <3
