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plagued with the fact that bill and ford's partnership was until the end of time. plagued with the fact that bill literally kills time. time is dead when weirdmageddon rolls around. hes such a fucking idiot it might have WORKED if he hadn't killled time!!!!

#has anyone made a fic about this yet #is this his coping strategy or something he has to cope about.#billford #platonic or romantic #gravity falls #bill cipher #ford pines #stanford pines #musing at the minute. pun SO intended

speedlimit15

When youre a kid youre like wtf adults are making themselves sick with poisons and when youre an adult youre like i need more poisons ASAP

speedlimit15

Of all the tags on this post this is the one that worries me most

espikola

#AHAGAGAGGAGAGAGSYGSHS #SAW THIS AND FUCKING SCREAMED #oh the huperfixations are KILLIGN MWMEME

green-is-gay

i dont WANT pride months to be over,

on the other hand...

aroace-ryland-grace

happy disability pride month to ryland grace the disabled of all time

scooplery

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

drdaanvondutch

in law school, my mom took me to this stress retreat because my family was vaguely aware i was a suicide risk. and they didnt allow phones, so i brought this huge bag of books. and one of the options for "destressing" was this fake cave grotto thing, where they'd decorated a room to make it look exactly like an underground cave and the air was like -10 degrees, but there was a like 4ft deep pool in the middle that was kept super super hot, so you would just switch between the hot and cold. and they would bring you an endless supply of this weird syrupy drink thing that was like super caffeinated and tasted like sugar and mint. and so i spent multiple days sitting half submerged in this fake grotto drinking mystery liquid and reading. and i have to be honest i really did feel less stressed

batsandbutch

probuccalfat

i’m starting a new stereotype that people with loving fathers are actually annoying as hell

dizzzzzzyx

"Don't turn around. If you hear a sound, it's just my heart breaking"

libraford

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

libraford

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

libraford

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

libraford

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

libraford

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

crabussy

what even is a hamster. that can't be real. no wonder they're illegal where I live. unauthorised fucking thing

pixiecaps

like and rb to cause another abortion

tothechaos

i have a buddy who we all call "the nuance guy" which like. ok we dont all call him that. its just that sometimes some of us, and this is like a group of friends. or well most of us are friends, i guess some of us are acquaintances. but sometimes, like i said, not all the time, but maybe 40% of the time, this only happens on certain occasions, or i guess it doesnt happen per se but more just comes up. ok maybe it doesnt just come up but is brought up and