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It's one in the morning on Christmas morning, and I am working on this podcast. I, like everyone at this house, have a cold. Yet here I am. Dedication, wot? anyway, I hope you enjoy Batman and Wonder Woman in exciting Christmas situations. Playlist Superhero 1 Alleee 1 Howie Stevie * If you Knew How Long I've Been So Good for Christmas Jack Brokenshaw Quintet * We Three Kings Superhero 2 Fundy 1 Peppermint Kandy Kids * Patapan Peter Wood Singers and Orchestra * A Ride on Santa's Sleigh Superhero 3 Joe "Fingers" Carr * March of the Chinese Children Sammy Davis Jr. * Christmas Time all Over the World Superhero 4 Sugarland * Nuttin' For Christmas Jeff and Sue Mitchell * Buzzy the Christmas Bee Superhero 5 Fundy 2 Klezmonauts * Deck the Hall with Boughs of Challa Ray Conniff Singers * Winter Wonderland Superhero 6 Fundy 3 The Caroleerss * Who's up on the Roof Ace Cannon * Let it Snow Superhero 7 Fundy 4 Jimmy McGriff * Santa Claus is Comin' to Town Augie Rios * Old Fatso Superhero 8 Fundy 5 Benny Strong * Here Comes Santa Claus Children's Choir * Cat is in the Snow Superhero 9 Fundy 6 Woody Herman and His Orchestra * Santa Claus is Comin' to Town CLM Industries * Santa's Factoree Superhero 10 Fundy 7 Alleee 2 Doreen Allen * Spacey Santa's Space Ship Alleee 2

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I'm reading this awesome book about Christmas Origins, and I think some of you might like it. http://www.amazon.com/The-Old-Magic-Christmas-Traditions/dp/0738733342 by Linda Raedisch I chose part of a chapter on elves, since my mouth dropped open more there than in the pages before. Who knows; I haven't finished the book! Playlist Elf Lore 1 Alleee 1 Jeff St Pierre and Phillip Antoniades * Deck the Halls with Rubber Disneyland * Scary Bells Elf Lore 2 Sounds Alumni * Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas Taylor Hollenbeck * A Year of Snow Elf Lore 3 Peppermint Pony * Deck the Halls Sherwin Linton * Santa got a DWI Elf Lore 4 Harry the Hipster * Deck the Hall Benny Goodman * Jingle Bells Elf Lore 5 Ambrose Haley and his Ozark Ramblers * Old Timey Christmas Swingle Singers * White Christmas Elf Lore 6 Evans quartet * Jingle Bells Doctor Octoroc * Deck the Kremlin Elf Lore 7 Arthur Lyman * Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Paul Mauriat * Silent Night (French) Elf Lore 8 Naomi and Shamine * Deck the Halls with Gasoline Sprauny Christmas Jingles * Tijuana Jingle Brass Elf Lore 9 Combustible Edison * Sleigh Ride The Youngsters * Christmas in Jail Elf Lore 10 Alleee 2

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This time, I'm presenting the podcast myself, as Krampus is recovering from a joyous Krampusnacht. We're going back to basics with Christmas Origins, and you'll be hearing a lot of cocktail lounge-style carols. Playlist Origins 1 Howrohavebestchristmas Alleee 1: Yoshie * Deck the Hall Jingle Bells Origins 2 Bela Fleck * Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy Christmas Jug Band * Someboday Stole my Santa Claus Suit Origins 3 Max Gregor and his Orchestra * Jingle Bells Barenaked Ladies * Deck the Stills Origins 4 Arcanasphere * Good King Wenceslaus Percy Faith Orchestra * We Need a Little Christmas Origins 5 The Mulcays * Rudolph the red-Nosed Reindeer Frankie Yankovic * Merry Christmas Polka Origins 6 Cloda * Farararara Ben Best * Jingle Bells Origins 7 Larry Clinton and his Orchestra * Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies Peter Wood Singers and Orchestra * Winter Wonderland Origins 8 Duke Ellington * Jingle Bells Ren and Stimpy * Fleck the Walls Origins 9 Elliott Lawrence * Dancing Snowflake Bob Gerard * Snow Man Origins 10 Alleee 2

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Yes, it's Time for Turkey, as the lady on the radio says. Or rather, as all those made-up freaks on the food network say. Actually, to tell you the truth, I love Thanksgiving Live on the Food Network. Much better than the balloon parade. Just listen to my sermon on the podcast, and Keep Calm. Playlist Sarah Vowell 1 USDA * Turkey Time Alleee 1 Norm Burns (Song Poem) * Our Thanksgiving Blessings are Great Turkey in the Straw on Banjo Sarah Vowell 2 Chase Sanborn Coffee ad 1 Billie Holiday * Autumn in New York Fiddlin' Arthur Smith * Turkey in the Straw Sarah Vowell 3 Brownie McGhee * Cornbread and Peas Ken Griffin * Turkey in the Straw Sarah Vowell 4 Old Radio Ad * Roma Wines I Like Pie Jeremy Shane * Turkey Murder Sarah Vowell 5 Les Joyeux Beaucerons * Le Cuisiniere Liberace * Turkey in the Straw Sarah Vowell 6 Old Radio * Fat and Grease 3 Larry Taylor * Autumn Portrait Leon Haywood * Cornbread and Buttermilk Sarah Vowell 7 Marv Herzog * Apple, Peaches, Pumpkin Pie Polka Tennessee Mafia Jug Band * Turkey in the Straw Sarah Vowell 8 Mr. F. Le Mur * Pork Chop The Brady Bunch * Don't Attack the Fort The Night They Invented Poutine Sarah Vowell 9 The Brady Bunch * Family Effort Rashida Jones * I Love Stuffing Sarah Vowell 10 Alleee 2 Vince Guaraldi * Joe Cool

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This is a show about Harry Stephen Keeler. A Wonder of the 20th Century. Pay heed, my friends. Playlist HSK-1 Men have tried to destroy Mondo Diablo Alleee 1 Einstein's Secret Orchestra * Is This The Little Connie I Carry George Carter * Ghost Woman Blues HSK-2 Le Mur * 9090 Ministries The Larry Shipley Singers * God Is Little Marcy * When Mister Satan Knocks at My Heart's Door Dave Beuner * Stoning of Gay Persons Cowboy Muppet Mash * Pogo Nenslo * Take me off to Space HSK-3 Le Mur * Deal with the Internet Pepper Phil Kidd: Angry Racist Moron Glenn or Glenda Le Mur * God Damn You Furry Lewis * Good Looking Girl Blues Katie Goodman * Probably Gay HSK-4 Le Mur * God Gives You Money Quincy Rick Seaburg * Fix my Car Einstein's Secret Orchestra * Earth: We Must Get Off Le Mur * God Hates You 2 Sarah Silverman's Perfect Night Senor Moog * Le Frenetico HSK-5 Le Mur * God in Glendale Sesame Street * Monsterpiece Theatre Sister Melodious Chops * My Wallet Belongs to Bob Evolution Bankrupted? Le Mur * God Recurring Problem Why Doesn't Daddy Come Home? HSK 6 Alleee2

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I've opened the windows, and cleaned my room. Yes, I'm back, the air is fresh, and the sun is shining. Playlist Supermonsters Alleee1 Kenny Ball and his Jazzmen * Midnight in Moscow His Emineminence, feat v Piddy * Putin Rap -Only Fidel can provide candy The Incinerators * Disco's in the Garbage David Byrne * Just a Friend -Barber * Dan Savage is Hateful and Vile Kalinka Balalaika Russ/1 -Bring it on-line * Casting out Demons (for dummies) Barney Miller Theme Glen Campbell * Dreams of the Everyday Housewife -Boykin * Jesus was a Tough Guy, a MAN'S man! Old Ossetian Lady playing the balalaika Katyusha -Robertson * Low Carb diet violates God's principles Scientology (that's the plan for me) Why Doesn't Daddy Come Home? -Seeds of Godlessness -Flying Helicopter Baby Hilary Hahn * Prokofiev Violin Concerto 2-3 Scherzo Genghis Khan * Moscow -Child of Jonestown * I'm-a Shot Her! Henri Rene * Manhattan Idyl Bugotak * Come Together -Why does the bible talk about dragons? Django Reinhardt * Dark Eyes Russ-2 -Gohmert * How does the mating of two males evolve the species? (?!?!?!) John Trubee * Blind Man's Penis John Bult * Julie's Sixteenth Birthday L Ron Hubbard * the Tarot and the Fool Alleee2

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This week we have Krampus from You Tube and American Dad. Also, there's more remixed Christmas tunes for your pleasure, and Krampus laments the fallout from the American popularization of her kind. Playlist A Krampus Story-Austria Alleee1 Matt and Trey Parker * Dead, Dead, Dead What is the Time Kay Brown * Daddy, is Santa Really Six Foot Four A Krampus Karol Les Poppys * September Noir December Blanc Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Raymond Scott Quintette * Christmas Night in Harlem Christmas with the Krampus Al Bowly and his Orchestra * Ev'ry Day's a Holiday A Right Smart Holiday Bernie Cummins and his Orchestra * I Told Santa Claus to Bring Me You American Dad Krampus 1 Bobby Helms * Captain Santa and His Reindeer Space Patrol Merry Christmas Crass * Merry Crassmas Part 2 American Dad Krampus 2 Crudbump : Fuck You if you Don't Like Christmas It's Christmas Go Home Productions * Carpenter's Christmas American Dad Krampus 3 The Kinsey Sicks * I'm Dreaming of a White Santa The Nicest Things are Happening June Christy * The Merriest (Thunderball Mix) American Dad Krampus 4 Jan Garber and his Orchestra * Frosty the Snowman Special Announcement Kingofpants * alalafalalahasselhoff American Dad Krampus 5 Larry Nestor * Santa Doesn't Smoke Anymore Have a Wonderful Day Rhythm scholar kringlekut remix * Wonderful Christmastime Krampus Uncovered Alleee2

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As a secular society, we must strive to never be lax in our language, and have a firm understanding of what we mean when we utter the dreaded phrase "Happy Holidays," Bill O'Reiily thought he had a Checkmate, Atheists moment when he gleefully pointed out that there are no holidays until Christmas. We poor, poor atheists would therefore be fools to use this greeting. To say the word Christmas should sting like a thousand bees upon our tongues! Well, fear not, oh Godless ones, for there is another sacred day. And that day is Solstice, you dumbass, O'Reilly. Oh and then there's... Playlist Ren and Stimpy * Yaksmas Caroling Krampus 1 DJ John * The Christmas Massacre of Charlie Brown Christmas Song 4 U Computer Perfection * Purple Snowflakes Ren and Stimpy * We Give You Another Stupid Song YELLO * Jingle Bells A Visit from Santa Claus! No-L * Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas Ren and Stimpy * Get me my dog-wallopin' guitar Dick Dudley * Six Tons O Toys 1987 1-900 Santa Ren and Stimpy * We're Going Shopping Arnold Schwarzenegger * Christmas Greeting Voicedude * Santa Benz Ren and Stimpy * and Wilbur, crazed with senility, would sing this song Bill Anderson * The Night Before Christmas and the Story of the Nativity Jeremiah 10 Ren and Stimpy * Yak Shaving Day Jonathan Winters * The Abominable Snowman DJ Tabernacle * Enjoy the Silent Night Ren and Stimpy * You're not going to believe what he sent me Phil Harris * The Thing Have a happy new one RIAA * The Six Million Dollar Man and Santa Claus Fight Global Warming Ren and Stimpy * The Muddy Mudskipper Holiday Hop Aunt Beru and the Juicers * Santa Brings it MST3K * A Patrick Swayze Christmas Bilbo Broggins and DJ Frodo * Lung Cancer by Christmas Ren and Stimpy * Cat Hairballs DJBC & Imagine Santa Black Adder * Piggy Mr Fab * I'll be Home for Christmas Ren and Stimpy * Rudolph's Nose Krampus 2