As a secular society, we must strive to never be lax in our language, and have a firm understanding of what we mean when we utter the dreaded phrase "Happy Holidays," Bill O'Reiily thought he had a Checkmate, Atheists moment when he gleefully pointed out that there are no holidays until Christmas. We poor, poor atheists would therefore be fools to use this greeting. To say the word Christmas should sting like a thousand bees upon our tongues! Well, fear not, oh Godless ones, for there is another sacred day. And that day is Solstice, you dumbass, O'Reilly. Oh and then there's... Playlist Ren and Stimpy * Yaksmas Caroling Krampus 1 DJ John * The Christmas Massacre of Charlie Brown Christmas Song 4 U Computer Perfection * Purple Snowflakes Ren and Stimpy * We Give You Another Stupid Song YELLO * Jingle Bells A Visit from Santa Claus! No-L * Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas Ren and Stimpy * Get me my dog-wallopin' guitar Dick Dudley * Six Tons O Toys 1987 1-900 Santa Ren and Stimpy * We're Going Shopping Arnold Schwarzenegger * Christmas Greeting Voicedude * Santa Benz Ren and Stimpy * and Wilbur, crazed with senility, would sing this song Bill Anderson * The Night Before Christmas and the Story of the Nativity Jeremiah 10 Ren and Stimpy * Yak Shaving Day Jonathan Winters * The Abominable Snowman DJ Tabernacle * Enjoy the Silent Night Ren and Stimpy * You're not going to believe what he sent me Phil Harris * The Thing Have a happy new one RIAA * The Six Million Dollar Man and Santa Claus Fight Global Warming Ren and Stimpy * The Muddy Mudskipper Holiday Hop Aunt Beru and the Juicers * Santa Brings it MST3K * A Patrick Swayze Christmas Bilbo Broggins and DJ Frodo * Lung Cancer by Christmas Ren and Stimpy * Cat Hairballs DJBC & Imagine Santa Black Adder * Piggy Mr Fab * I'll be Home for Christmas Ren and Stimpy * Rudolph's Nose Krampus 2