Literally the widest rainbow I've ever seen. My mum pointed it out while we were driving back home from my dentist appointment. Mum: Look! A really big rainbow! Me: Oh wow, that's big. Mum: Yeah! Damn, that's a big rainbow. Me: It's like the deity of rainbows just looked at that particular place in the mountains and was like, "This is the perfect spot..." Mum: Yeah! Me: And then they took a large rainbow dump on the mountain. Mum: *shocked silence* Um, okay? Me: C'mon I'm sure you thought of it at least once. Mum: ... You have a... way with words, don't you? Me: *proudly* Yep.










